Venus conjuncts Saturn and sprinkles sugar on our hard won successes. Blending a little sweetness into every grueling task will not only make the load lighter, it may even get us a helping hand. So get a little touchy feely.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Burn that midnight oil with verve, gay Ram. You not only get along better with any lazy and disdainful co-workers, you also light a match under them to pitch in and help you. Maybe when the task is done you will hot foot it out of your current employ.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls can do no wrong in whatever cheap sideline amusement they choose. But just because it is a light bite out of your life, don't give it short shrift. Take it seriously; seek genius and inspiration. Go for the best and the best will go for you.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Difficulties with home and family take a turn for the better. No matter how intense the pressure, pink Twins need to do what they need to do for themselves and not for the approval of others. Eventually you will be accepted. If not, so what?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Venus conjunct Saturn encourages you to come out of your shell. Gay Crabs are more diplomatic than usual and have astute observations. Hurry and thrust your particular point into the public discourse before you become dull and tired. Ah, typical.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Venus pushes Saturn into a roaring payoff. Hard work is rewarded! Uh oh, you think. And yet, even those who have slid by on their oily charm can expect to see a small market uptick in their personal stock. The thing is, are you selling an odd lot?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are often too conservative for their own good which can lead them into taking the safe action that rarely catapults them over the top. Take a risk, envision the big prize and go for it. How big is big? Much bigger than you think!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Now, as Venus conjuncts Saturn not only can you divine the intentions of others, you may even get a chance to coax some secrets from the most unlikely sources. Use it to your advantage. Goodness knows you rarely have the opportunity to.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Not only can you join any social group you desire, they might actually seek you out. Enjoy the camaraderie while it lasts. Too, too soon your star fades and you go back to being the power behind the throne. And we know what throne that is.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Big mouths such as yourself have spread their kvetchy opinions like so much compost on their corporate landscape. What green thing will begin to sprout from your soil? Thankfully all is forgiven gay Archer. Don't redeem that pink slip just yet.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Venus conjuncts Saturn and pushes you into action in a dramatic compelling way. No matter where you travel and who you meet you become a diplomat who can bring warring factions to the peace table. Don't waste this energy on trifles... as per usual.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Who revved up your engines and pushed you out into the freeway of love? Aqueerians are rough and ready for action. Don't waste time waiting for a lull to make your big move. Forge ahead before your flower fades... and droops. Oops.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Dull relationships get a bit of spice added to the mix. Not only can Guppies find the ones they want, they can mold them to their exacting specifications. And they will even seem grateful for your attention. Hey, how great ( and
unusual ) is that?
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