Venus enters Cancer and
infuses our hearts with mushy
thoughts of love. But don't lie
back and wait for a delivery.
Our ardor has new zing. So
let's set our sights on the highest
brass ring as we ride this
crazy carousel. Grab for it.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL
20 ) Proud Rams pour on
the charm in any irksome
family issue and make things
go their way. Provide creative
approaches to home design to
freshen things up. Then invite
kindred souls over to add to
the festive decor. And if they
cook for you, all the better!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY
21 ) Queer Bulls turn up the
volume on their communication.
Charm the pants off folks.
( But choose wisely... ) Consider
tackling some of your latent
long range goals by going on a
political offensive without being
offensive.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE
21 ) Finances sit up, roll over
but refuse to play dead. Why
not start to plan for an early
retirement? Venus in Cancer
enables you to get even the
most recalcitrant advisors
to give you a piece of their
golden minds. Grab a nugget
or two and invest it.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY
23 ) You have a limited window
of opportunity to strut and fret
your hour upon on the stage.
And your adoring audience
will beg for more. It's time for
a lot of new starts without the
fits. Anything dreamable is attainable
now so set sail. Well,
hello sailor!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 )
Toss out anything in your life
that is holding you back from
success. Secrets that hold
power over you lose their
psychological grip. Who can
resist doing a good deed or
two? Volunteering brings about
immediate rewards. Well,
maybe not monetary...
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT.
23 ) Get into the center of the
group dynamic and become a
dynamo. Queer Virgos can be
sociable and diplomatic when
they choose to be. Put your
talents to work in balancing
the requests of pals with your
needs and desires. Balance in
this life is everything.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 )
Careers can be made or laid
right now if you accept the
challenge and make compromises.
Remember to be
charming and benevolent both
up and down the ladder. Fates
and fortunes may change but a
good corporate deed has lasting
benefits... or so they say.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV.
22 ) Plan a grand scale adventure
and explore faraway vistas
if you can. Of course those
poor wage hounds who can't
afford to break away now will
have opportunities to entertain
exotically closer to home.
Maybe by being creative with
your leftovers...?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 -
DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers go
from cool to piping hot. Start
cooking on a high flame and
enjoy this tasty interlude while
it lasts. Plant a few delightful
seeds of ideas in your love life
and watch them sprout and
grow. Will they become weeds
or flowers?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN.
20 ) Seek and you shall find
your love, especially if you
improve your packaging. If you
are in a relationship, teach an
old dog new tricks. Cook up
new, romantic recipes that are
delightfully piquant. Please
don't decide to add baked
beans to the love stew.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB.
19 ) Leave it to Aqueerians
to find a ray of hopeful light
at work. If you have a secret
admirer in accounting, the
fates see to it that it adds up
correctly. Maybe it's time to
revamp that exercise regime
so you can vamp your stuff
with a particular pencil pusher.
Ahem.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH
20 ) Guppies' creative juices
flow so go with that flow. It's
time to test your artistic capabilities.
Whatever you do, do
it with style. Turn on the juice
and make any great gay effort
a great gay masterpiece. What
will you concoct?
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