The Sun moves into sexy Taurus as Venus enters randy Aries. The floodgates open and unleash a rush of love. Be bold, be beautiful, be ready, but don't behave.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams are seeking quality in any form. Spending your pennies on luxury has its rewards but don't spend them recklessly. Get your money's worth with every indulgence. Admirers beat a path to your door. Don't forget to dust off the welcome mat.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls charm even the crustiest of observers. Step into the spotlight of center stage and bask in the accolades. Go with the glow by launching new projects and meeting new important folks. Your personal stock is at an all time high. Sell!!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Spiritual and mystic thoughts flow. Set your cosmic course full steam ahead and dump all that stinky garbage out of your closet. Suddenly you have the extra energy to get ahead of the curve and get on top of things. Ain't liberation grand?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs catapult themselves into the social swirl and make the most of any platonic relationship. Even your professional possibilities hit new heights. Those in power like what they see in you. Ha! Have you got them fooled! Make your move quickly!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Strike while the corporate environment is hot. You might be tempted to go off course with an offer of international adventure. Combine your corporate lust and itchy feet with a business trip. Take your ...ahem ... personal assistant.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You are better able to see the global picture... and you like what you see. Take your personal message to the masses and spread the news! Your views reach and appeal to a particularly appealing constituency of one. And isn't that is really all you need?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Your sexual stamina is at a peak. Use this feisty energy to either cement current relationships or to seek new sensual liaisons. It's time to mount your personal fulfillment campaign. I suspect that there'll be a full surrender if you stand firm.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Put energy into partnerships this week. Do not delay. As the week progresses you may be diverted by compliments on the job. But who will keep you warm on those frosty nights? Certainly not the computer in your cubicle, proud Scorp!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Turn your attention to health and diet issues. Turn over a new leaf in time for the cruise season; you want to be in ship shape for any new launches. Thankfully, you easily turn up the volume on fun. How loud and queer do you like it skipper?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Jump on the party train and start the festivities. Not only are you more creative than usual, you expand your range of interests. Romance is also in the air. Feel and encourage the love by tying up any loose familial strings. Set the record queer!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) If you are thinking of a change of scenery, do your research and plan on moving the earth to get there. And you won't have to do it alone. There are a few able-bodied assistants who are there for the asking. Ask and you receive... within reason, greedy thing!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies make front page news to get global coverage for any tiny idea. There could be a bit of a financial upside to all of this as well as the fates warm your coffers. Perhaps a well-endowed benefactor comes your way. Perhaps just well-endowed.
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