Mars trines Uranus this week. Not only are we on the mark, we are ready and set to go, go, go. Aim your arrow high and see how close to the target you get.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Sweep out the psychological debris along with a few dust bunnies. Proud Rams find great power and resource in the process. So release all those gremlins out into the fresh air. Liberation is in the stars, comrade. It is also in the sunlight.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Your communication packs a punch. But don't toss your pearls before any old swine. Sometimes you have to pick and choose your target. The choosier you are, the more control and impact you ultimately have. At least you will think so, queer Bull.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Something creative clicks into place and your efforts are recognized and rewarded by outside opportunities rather than through corporate bureaucracy. Of course that implies that you would have to put in the sweat before you get the equity. Oh well.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs have get up and go and can take it to the Outer limits. This is no time to sit at home and contemplate your navel. Set your sights on the far horizon and make a global impact. Increase your carbon footprint through sheer carbonation.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) There is something or someone working behind the scenes on your behalf. But proud Lions are too impatient and would rather forge ahead. Sit back and be quiet if you can. Sometimes things move without you having to push, push, push, you pushy thing.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Friends get into your act. If you are single, they fix you up. If you are involved, they find delightful ways to light your match. Queer Virgins sometimes think that they know all the answers but there are some questions about that ability at this time.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Will you make your big corporate move? Proud Libras can impress the senior staff and take big advantage of any opportunity. Keep your ear to the ground, nose to the grindstone and finger on the pulse. It is a silly pose but you can do it.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Queer Scorps should plan a quick getaway and get away. There is no limit to the benefits. Not only can you feel refreshed spiritually, it will give you more energy to tackle new outlets and pastimes. Pack a camera and see what develops.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers have that je ne sais quois, so ramp up your quois and spread joy. You create the perfect home environment that sparkles with excitement. Considering your domestic skills, that is about all that sparkles. Maybe you should hire a housekeeper?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps hate to rock the boat but now you can gently tilt it and soothe turgid waters. Think about what is at the core of the problem and find ways to overcome any issue. Procrastination gets you nowhere. If not now, then when? If not you, then who?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are not only efficient, they are also hardworking and can make their efforts rewarded at work. Make the most of this energy by asking for the order. Then expect a quick boost in your money supply to offset your current increased demand.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Make a big splash among folks who do not know you well, Guppie. Move into more important social circles. Then meet and greet and show them how creative and fun-filled you are. Your cup runneth over. Do you have a saucer for all that sauce?
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