Jolly Jupiter enters Aqueerius. Do you feel your world lighten and luck change? Check your rearview mirror, readjust your personal goals and step on the accelerator. You may just find a shortcut instead of the usual detour.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Pals are pivotal in your grand scheme so reach out to platonic groups. Turn on the charm and see how far you can slide on your own oil. A kind word here and a helpful hand there will get you a leg up or even a leg over. Gay Rams have all the luck!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Despite your long and hard-working efforts, your professional path appears to be blocked. Don't give up hope, queer Bull. That barrier wall is now breached and the accolades ( and rewards ) flow freely. Take a chance, Heck, take two.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins find their pot of gold farther afield than the nearest street corner. Gather your energies and venture forth to seek your fortune in the international arena. Expansion is the keyword and moxie is the currency. So manifest your own destiny.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs become the flavor of the month whose presence is demanded and adored by a range of important and semi-important folks. Enjoy the publicity feast before it reverts back to the usual famine. And ask for a doggie bag to tide you over.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) People want some sort of relationship with you whether for business or for pleasure. Maybe you can combine them and have it both ways. If so, assume the position. Single Lions might stumble upon their soulmates. Watch where you step.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins can jump into a healthier lifestyle. Do it soon and see magnificent results with little exertion. This expansion can take place on many levels; if you aspire to kick back and enjoy the 'good life' you may see waistline expansion instead.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Create your own personal masterpiece and be more creative and productive. Proud Libras will gain recognition and acclaim and can parlay their gains into substantial profit ... or spend it all with a grand flourish! Gee, I wonder what you will do?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) The next couple of years can see a transformation in your relationship to your family or an upgrade in your current living situation. Change your personal landscape. Plant a few new seeds, tend to your own garden and see what or who sprouts.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers can sway others to their brand of thinking and will gain followers and fanatical adherents. Don't rest on your laurels. Move mountains and change borders while you aspire to be the ruler. Have a great idea? See how far you can take it now.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Not only will you feel flushed, you can be. Sticky financial issues start to resolve. Your flow of money can be lassoed, hogtied and branded with a combination of good research, sound advice and good luck. Yahoo! Save it for a rainy day. Do I feel a drop?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians would do well to work on their connections and expand their audience base. You become a social heavyweight. But refrain from totally overindulging. Expansion weight can occur on more than just a social level, my friend.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies realize that they have friends and supporters lurking in the background to help out. Let your imagination soar and use the next two years to expand your influence to the less fortunate and those in need. Your karmic stock will hit new heights. Then sell!
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