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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2008-05-28

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Just when you thought things

were fairly under control, Neptune

retrogrades and causes

untold confusion and crazy

dreams. Ah, but like all else,

though, this too shall pass... in

a couple of months!

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL

20 ) Neptune lures you into a

social swirl that turns into a

riptide. Are you going in the

direction you want or floating

along with the crowd? Reevaluate

what you are getting

from certain pals. If there is

more to life, clear your head,

wait and watch.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY

21 ) It is the wise queer Bull

who refrains from letting their

imagination take control.

Don't upset your progress by

pressing on issues that need

time, patience and presence

of mind. Basically, if you can't

say anything nice, it is best to

whine out of earshot.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 )

Planning a great escape? You

may find that you get lost or

that is costs you more than

you anticipated. In addition,

it's not a great time to pursue

legal issues. Quietly plot your

strategy and get justice when

the scales are balanced again

in the summer.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY

23 ) It will be difficult to make

sense of all the psychological

static. ( All those 'revelations'

may be gas. ) All is not lost

though, lover; you can revel in

the pure enjoyment of sex for

sex's sake without having to

worry about any sparks of self

discovery.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 )

Relationships may hit a

temporary snag. Proud Lions

may roar the wrong thing or

misinterpret partners' actions.

Best laid plans fall to ruin if you

rock the boat. Let things stew

and slowly cook before you

bite into any major relationship

decisions.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 )

Queer Virgins must sit back

and reprioritize at work. You

can be moved by false deadlines

and phony alarms. And

remember, it's never too late to

revamp your diet. Your current

ice cream and chocolate sauce

diet will not do the trick.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 )

Fun may have a way of getting

way out of hand. Proud Libras

can fritter away carefully

accumulated riches. Even your

artistic muse needs a respite.

Keep a harmless flirtation

where it belongs - frothy and

fun. ( Some prefer it that way

anyway. )

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV.

22 ) What can possibly go

wrong next around the house?

Happily, this is a passing

phase. Why don't you lock the

door, play a little night music

and curl up with a good friend.

If the electricity has been shut

off, make music in the dark.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 -

DEC. 22 ) Communications

gone awry will go doubly

awry at this time. Avoid any

important interviews if you

possibly can for now. Yet, your

innate honesty and limited patience

for autocrats can ignite

smoldering embers to a raging

fire. Revolution anyone?

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN.

20 ) What you believe to be a

safe and sound strategy may

turn out to be more woolly

than you expect. Keep your

eyes on the prize and do your

homework, but don't spend a

buck until you have checked

out options and your gravy

train is back on track.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB.

19 ) You're impatient with others

now. Advice: Zip the lip and

find a quiet spot to mediate.

Your attempts to make the

perfect first impression will not

go as planned. If there was

any excuse to curl up with a

good book and a glass ( or two )

of wine, this is it.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH

20 ) Have you uncovered a fabulous

secret? This supposed

'secret' may be off-track and

best left unannounced. Guppies

may have 'fin in mouth.'

Glide through the next two

months with relaxing therapies

such as yoga. Assume the

lotus position.

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