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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Plant a bevy of May flowers and expect some budding surprises over the next four weeks. Mercury retrogrades and sparks an imaginative jaunt with Neptune. Don't ask 'May I?'. Just forge ahead and bloom.

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) There is something out of control with proud Rams. Expect a number of 'uh oh' moments when you spill the beans to pals or imagine something outrageous and ultimately incorrect. Don't jump to conclusions, especially when you are close to the cliff.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls feel especially greedy and mercenary now. The planets conspire to dangle the carrot deceptively and tantalizingly out of reach. Don't be fooled and don't jump for every coin. There will be time to grab the bulging bag later this summer.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins blab first and think later. As good as someone looks, they are less than what they appear to be. Mercury and Neptune retrograde manage to weave dreams from floss. There is no substance; it sure looks pretty but it has no strength.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) You simply can't be trusted to keep a secret. Of course, allowing a little spillage now and then is liberating. So if you decide to open the floodgates, be sure that lovers are comfortable with the water level. When in doubt float gently on your good name.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Friends topple the domestic applecart if you allow. Maybe proud Lions secretly yearn to modify their current partnerships and allow changes on their behalf. If you are on the prowl, expect hotsy-totsy romance from an otherwise cool individual.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Are you hobnobbing with the appropriate nobs or are they just a bunch of slobs? Queer Virgos have to choose or lose from a couple of major moves now. Take a good hard look at your circumstances, gather your data and then go with your gut.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) There is arguably never a better time to travel than this May. But keep an eye on your budget and the amount of time you decide to take from work. Not only are you flying on a dream, you may be forgetting some loose ends. Anyone we know...?

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Queer Scorps are especially passionate and sexy now and can charm anyone they set their mind to charm. Will you waste this on a light bite or hold out for the full banquet. Why is this night different from all other nights?

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Even if you are not willing to work at it, good changes occur anyway. Maybe it's because you feel free to express your opinions. Or maybe you are listening carefully. They say there is nothing sexier than a good listener... especially if they are naked.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps have several great ideas that can lighten their load at work. But consider implementing them only after they are vetted for practicality and cost. A toned body for swimsuit season is also in the cards if you can deal with the exercise required.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Make a beeline for any big party scene. You create quite a bit of buzz in your comings and goings. Choose the most important folks to impress. Jump into the pit and charm any snake. Speak in a forked tongue if you have to, Aqueerius.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies seem to know what will happen before it occurs. Get to the core of the matter and improve the situation. It is also a good time to change your residence. If funds are tight, spruce it up rather than tear it down. Hint: Lose the macrame plant hangers.

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