Venus and Mercury in Aries conjunct and unleash a blast that makes us feel more confident and invincible. Let's try to contain the energy and have it glow inside of us rather than wastefully splash it all around town. And yet, do I feel a drop?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Venus and Mercury put you full face into the glare of the spotlight with excellent results! Even if you clumsily trip on the way to center stage it will appear as the perfect diplomatic and graceful move. They don't call you the magic mouth for nothing!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Can we talk about closets, queer Bull? Yours will be blown off its hinges. This week offers numerous opportunities to weave your dreams into magic webs. For those whose dreams are more earthbound, use this time to spice up each salty idea.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Compadres provide more than just the usual escape from the mundane. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to extend your current circle and see who else you can lure into your net. And for any international ventures, try the Internet.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Carefully planned efforts in your career take you several steps forward. Step back, survey the highway and think about what you need to do with this life of yours. You impress those in authority now so make your best pitch. How about four balls?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Partners are demanding some attention. So give it to them. Book your flight and don't fly solo, proud Lion. A romantic interlude is in the stars if you get off your duff. This goes double for single malts and spices up old married salts.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) How sexy can a queer Virgin feel? Venus and Mercury promise more than a light flirtation. Don't waste this fabulous surge on just anyone. This is definitely the time to explore each and every meaningful pulsation. The beat goes on and on!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) The temptation is to mix business with pleasure, but steer clear of the office casting couch. You can get anything you want by thinking it out carefully first and then applying the right mixture of clear logic and pure sugar... and not necessarily in that order.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Any health or exercise regime has immediate benefits. Even the day-to-day job offers opportunities to get on track. But all things in time: Take things slowly and do not overdo, whether it's at the grindstone, on the treadmill or at the dinner table.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Dive into new pastimes with a vengeance. Venus and Mercury benefit anything involving fun, creativity, the arts and games. Gay Archers may decide to pursue a new, more artistic path. If so, step into the spotlight and speak Out. I can't hear you.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) What do you truly value in life, pink Cap? Venus and Mercury can make your dreams come true. Recalcitrant family comes around and you can make your home life what you want it to be. If it's tawdry times you'll have to wait until next week.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Seek and ye shall find, you lucky thing. Speak loudly, proudly and carry on with a big schtick. This week, anything you set your mind to do, you will do admirably. The real question is - what have you set your mind to do?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are tempted to use money on impractical trinkets. And why not? Blame your irrepressible, spendthrift inner child on the vagaries of the cosmos and lavish yourself with little gifts. I hear mink underwear doesn't come cheap, but then neither do you....
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