June bursts on the scene with a rush of retrograding 'Outer' planets. They cajole us to upend the landscape and ( hopefully ) bring about meaningful change. Will you plant as you go or just toss around some mud?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams reinvigorate their corporate ascent and may decide to change their entire life path. Don't jump into anything permanent now though. There is too much going on that changes in the next few weeks. For now, stay loose and take a long lunch.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) One small idea leads to another even greater one. Not only can you reach out and make your opinions known, your ideas manage to seep into the group consciousness and move things your way. Will you go overboard in your zeal? Why the heck not?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Weigh your words with golden charms to give them greater heft. National Coming Out month is a good time to consolidate your dreams and focus on what you truly value. This cannot be done quickly... even though you would wish it to be so.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Relationships undergo extensive change this June. Gay Crabs can go from the apple of someone's eye to the pit if they try to boss the course. To insure a happy outcome, try to give more than you get and give it all with a happy heart. Well, try.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions love to delegate. But times are changing. June is the time to demonstrate more of your initiative, enthusiasm and pluck ( at least just enough to fool the powers-that-be ) . Do more than just show up. At the very least offer to make the coffee.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins get into mischief and can squander their assets on wasteful tawdry times. This is bad? But who will pay the piper when the music stops and the bill comes due? Enjoy every libidinous opportunity but keep your dollars... and good sense.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Adding new home decor, moving or adding ( or subtracting ) a roommate will fill your June with activity and stress. Proud Libras should study all the possible outcomes before they take action. Or leave it to fate and see what is left on your doormat.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) June can be a very productive time for you, should you decide to make an effort. The most effective use of your time will be in the research arena, using your smarts to strategize and reach the most receptive audience. Once found, cash in, gay Scorp!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) It is time to calculate your net worth and find ways to increase it. Use June to plan a revised investment policy. Ask advice, create a sustainable budget or ask for a raise. Retirement should not be a life time away, although right now it feels like it.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are chaffing to do something out of character and are also primed for success. This is a potent combination. The only risk is doing too much too fast without the right planning. Don't dissipate your best efforts. Think first, then act up.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Sit back and listen to the background noise. Aqueerians have a psychic moment or two through June. You can use it as a parlor trick or as a strategic advantage. Hmm, guess which one gets you what you really want?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies with good ideas find themselves in the center of the party planning and the director of the action. Don't sit back and wait for things to come. Get Out and make your fun happen. Can things go too far and get out of hand? We can only hope so!
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