Mercury retrogrades and
makes our well chosen words
a little less so. If you think your
opinion should count, wait a
couple of weeks before you
share your thoughts. In the
meantime, stew and slowly
boil.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL
20 ) Retro Mercury fouls up
your communication, your
thought process and intent. If
you need to make waves, prepare
to stir up the waters after
the 19th, proud Ram. In the
meantime, loll in your dinghy
and see if you can navigate
around some buoys.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 )
If you are preparing to dance
with the bulls and bears, start
your music late next week.
Queer Bulls can do substantive
fiscal research and make
some small advances in their
portfolio but for the full effect,
watch, wait, look and carefully
listen.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE
21 ) Hold off on any important
meetings until after the 19th.
Your words can miss their
mark. Try to stay on the
sidelines and look confident,
pink Twin. There will be time
to state your case while you
'habeus your corpus' soon
enough.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY
23 ) Gay Crabs think they
know exactly what is going on
behind the scenes. They would
bet on certain turns of events.
But it is all fog and imagination.
Take some time to rest
and relax. Meditate, do some
yoga, even study the tarot.
Don't agitate.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 )
Proud Lions seem to be out of
step with the group dynamic.
But all is not socially lost.
You can enjoy any friendly
get-together as long as you
don't try to commandeer the
festivities. It will be difficult for
you to hold back, I know. But it
is advisable.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 )
Do you think that you are the
sugar of the corporate suite?
Your best professional moves
are out of step with the rest of
the C-level. Take time off to
re-examine your strategy. You
find that some of your plans
need to change. Full speed
ahead next week.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 )
Proud Libras may find that
travelling is more trouble than
it is worth. Will your luggage
get lost? Will you leave your
toothbrush? When in doubt,
enjoy the comforts of home
and have all exotic treats
delivered. Hmm, anyone we
know?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV.
22 ) Words of love may not
hit their mark. So instead of
making a speech, why not
let your actions speak louder
and prouder than your words.
Either that or quietly contemplate
your best moves and wait
until you can better make your
intentions known.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 -
DEC. 22 ) Relationships may
have their ups and downs.
When balm won't soothe the
chaff, seek your separate corners
and wait until next week.
Single gay Archers are better
off being the strong silent
types for the time being. Does
heavy breathing count?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 -
JAN. 20 ) It will be difficult
to get things done. Maybe
it's because you are easily
distracted. Or maybe you are
unable to get the proper directions
or instructions. Find any
opportunity to do more of the
things that you really enjoy ...
like bossing others around.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB.
19 ) Aqueerians accidentally
forget important festivities and
feel somewhat drained and
uncreative. Don't give up the
muse; this is a temporary
snafu. Quietly recharge your
batteries away from the conga
line and prepare to jump back
in next week.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH
20 ) Little things go on the fritz
around the house. Phone calls
are missed, mail goes awry
and little projects seem to stall
and take a detour. Why ask
why? Table your domestic
agenda and seek your jollies
further afield. Hey, any excuse
to get Out and party!
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