Mars moves into Pisces and gets us off our butts and into action. Will you be able to harness this gust of energy or will it just be another blast of hot air?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams become more aware of the need to give back to the world. A new perspective is gained. Will you become generously charitable? Will you volunteer your time for a worthy gay cause? Who can say? But I have seen stranger things happen.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Your social calendar heats up. Queer Bulls think of stimulating, brash and bold things to do with their platonic posse. If your current group is incommunicado, try angling in different ponds. Will you hook a rainbow trout or just another slick eel?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Mars in Pisces provides a bit of moxie to any professional task. Hard work pays off. Opportunities abound. This is the time to make your ambitions known to the upper crust. Before you know it you may get a big bite of the pie. Is it cherry or meat?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs become more astute as to their rights and may be able to forge mutually acceptable compromises. Even tax issues won't seem too difficult to solve. Will you be the subject of a federal probe? Only if you can find a willing agent.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Don't waste Mars' zestiness on boring go-nowhere busy work. You have oodles of sex appeal that can attract anyone you set your sights on attracting. Make something meaningful happen. Concentrate on tying up a few loose ends. Anyone we know?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If you need to bolster your current relationship, do so with an eye towards tangible changes. If you are playing the field, don't compromise on important stuff but be open to suggestion. Every shoe has a mate although it may be a bit more to the right.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras can accomplish important tasks on the job. And if they set their minds to it, they can clear all sorts of detailed tasks off their desk. What will you do with all that free time at work? How about an extra long lunch or a nap under your desk?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) It's party time for all gay Scorps. The night life beckons and you paint the town hot pink. If your time is tight and your money is slight, get your jollies in intangible ways. Write a poem or hum a tune. Creativity is its own reward. Yeah right.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers handle a range of long delayed domestic projects. If you have considered moving or changing your residence in any way, explore options. Renovate, redecorate or just move furniture around. But dump that orange plastic ottoman.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Mars in Pisces encourages you to pack a bit of oomph in your communication. You speak with authority and are able to convince even strident opponents. Pink Caps get a few things off their chests and press their point. Hey, whatever turns you on.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Making money will never seem too easy. Aqueerians have the ability to divine the movements of the markets and the psychology of the buy and sell. Mars sez try your hand at baking your dough. Then you can eat their lunch.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are ready for anything and anyone. Your confidence soars and your personal charisma increases. Enter center stage and make your mark on the scene. Will it be a masterpiece or just another greasy hard-to-clean smudge? Let's just see....
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