Sparks turn to sparklers this week as lucky Jupiter trines surprising Uranus. Just when you thought all was lost, all is found! Dive into the cream and find the prize before it all curdles.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You are sexy, shocking and very alluring to anyone you set your sights on attracting. You look your best, no matter what the weather. Proud Rams can finally kiss a frog and find royalty. Will you love them warts and all? Uh oh.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Somehow you make the platonic area of your life blend well with the passionate thanks to Jupiter trine Uranus. And if not, you find creative ways of separating warring factions and making each side feel that they have won. You would be the first...
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Seemingly low-level tasks lead you to larger responsibilities. Nothing is beneath you, pink Twin. Fetch the coffee with joy in your heart. Jupiter trine Uranus has a way of remixing the status of the power elite. What did you put in that coffee?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs know just what to do to create an international stir. Don't spoon it out at home. Travel and give your best ideas a platform for success. If money and time are tight, try a cyber jaunt in interesting sites. Expose yourself... to new stimuli.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions not only create a comfortable domestic situation, they also create a launching pad for amorous assaults. The more the merrier or so it seems. Rein in your more ambitious antics lest your eyes become too big for your head. Oh how typical!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) What is it that sticks in your craw, queer Virgin? Can it be changed or are you wishing for a miracle? Jupiter trines Uranus and reveals to you the boundaries of your influence and the strength of your desires. Stand back, World!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras may tire of the game-playing, the face-saving and the pencil pushing for their daily bread. Grab yourself a bit of courage and take a calculated risk. Who knows what can happen when the revolution begins?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) You are not only charismatic, you are also obsessively creative. This needs to be harnessed before it can be applied. Why not enlist a few helping hands to guide you through this intensely fertile time. Plant a few seeds and see what ( or who ) sprouts.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) There is something lucky and unforeseen that protects you from any fallout. Chalk it up to either that innate gay Sadge luck or Jupiter Uranus trine. Thank your guardian angel and remember to envision all possibilities and don't be surprised by the results.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Friends are there for you when you need them most. Mingle and swingle in your social circle. Old familiar faces and a few new ones can open doors for you. Pink Caps are sometimes too proud to ask for help. Oh you can never be too proud, comrade!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Are you expecting a raise or a promotion? Aqueerians have had luck in their professional path recently but nothing seemed to pay off until now. Perhaps 'pay off' is too literal. Don't spend it until you've got it in your hand. Even then try to bank a bit of it.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are poised for greatness, even in their own minds. You command attention with your provocative ideas and appearance. What front page picture will get you that contract? Or is it contact? No matter what, find a way to rub the world. Rubadub.
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