Keep an eye on your social calendar as Mercury retrogrades and then redirects this week. The fog clears and puts things into sharp focus. What was lost is now found... or conveniently ignored.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Home life seems to settle down into a happy routine. Proud Rams cannot only kick up their hooves and relax, they can also tackle any domestic project and finally finish it off to their satisfaction. Will you be lazy or industrious? Oh, let me guess... .
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Sometimes you have to yell to be heard but more often than not, whispering is even more effective in getting people to really listen. Now, gay Bulls discover that the best way to make a point is to let others speak for them. You will seem wittier than usual.?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) If something looks too good to be true, it probably is. And yet, don't believe everything you hear. Things are exactly as you see them, pink Twin. So what are you waiting for? Take action now. Your ultimate success is entirely up to you. No pressure.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs are not only supremely charismatic, they are also strategic enough to maximize their charm per square inch. Will you use this power for community wellness or for your own selfish needs? Make your point but watch where you point it.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Your interests are like seeds that have been planted. All of a sudden, they sprout. Can you harvest them all? Pick and choose the ones that have the greatest long-term profitability. Destiny takes a hand. How clammy is your handshake, proud Lion?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Mercury gives you powerful ideas that need to find influential parties. Muster your moxie, be a bit pushy and press the flesh. You may go from pillar to post to find just the right benefactor. There are worse ways to get ahead, queer Virgin... .?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) If you had a hankering to make your corporate mark, now is the time to do it. The past few weeks have been one setback after another. Thankfully the powers-that-be have short memories. Try again, proud Libra. And this time without the garlic.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Travel might have been especially onerous the past few weeks. But now you can venture Out and enjoy every exotic excursion. Give yourself any excuse to leave your current scene and enjoy new and very different scenery. No names please!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You can express yourself in a myriad of delightful ways. Gay Archers are not always the most suave of romantics but they make up for it in enthusiasm and enjoyment. Hurry and make your move while the energy is hot, hot, hot and so are you.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps should not bank their future on good conversation alone. Add sizzle to your steak. Speak from the heart and tell partners what they long to hear. Those swinging by singles bars should let their oil smoothly grease their way. Only slime oozes.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) You think more logically. Not only do you give clearer directions, you also process instructions more efficiently. Mercury redirects and moves your assorted files from the 'in' box to Out. And not a moment too soon in my opinion, Aqueerius.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Party hearty Guppie and make up for lost time. Not only can you expand your social circle, you also demonstrate your creative impulses. That is if a cream pie, a light bulb and a feather boa count as art supplies.
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