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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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Time marches on and into November as we prepare for another election. Plot your strategy with Sun in Scorpio and mid month use a Sagittarian surge to pump up your luck. Get Out and vote or keep your whiny opinions to yourself!

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Don't avoid conflict or deflect challenges in the workplace. You are infused with corporate spit and fire this November. Well let's call it polish and verve... . So get ready to fight for what you want. The question is, do you know what you want?

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls yearn to scratch their itchy hooves and travel. The most important thing is to get Out of your routine. But check your itinerary twice. You don't want to forget to pack your underwear... or do you?

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins are ready for any randy move as long as they let their hands do all the talking. Subtle just won't cut it now. As you pull into overdrive be sure to check the side mirrors for any passing traffic. Will you be over taken, cut off or sideswiped?

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Scorpio planets increase your sensuality and give you that certain je ne sais quois. Spread that quois around, lover. If that perfect relationship seems to be slightly beyond your reach, stretch to get that extra inch. Oh yes!

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) If you have been toiling away at some rinky dink job, expect pay off this November. Proud Lions cannot afford to be lazy. Take a sidelong look in the mirror. Get your tugboat out of dry dock and in ship shape in time for cruise season. Toot toot.

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Don't sit in a corner and expect others to read your mind. Let them know how you feel. Heat up your fun, frolic and creativity. For those with too much time on their hands, use the time to test your personal limits. Climb every mountain, try every spa

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) The chickens are coming home to roost ... or are they turkeys? Proud Libras will have more action around the house than they would prefer. Despite the stress, keep your sunnyside up no matter what happens. After all, you could use the eggs.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps cannot help but express their opinions no matter how raw and mean. So what? Say it loud, proud and queer. Write a scathing letter, make a lurid phone call, call out on any political cause. Then step back and watch the action and reaction.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Just when you thought that retirement was around the corner, someone stole your road map. Review your carefully constructed financial plans and make the necessary adjustments. Revise and reinvest. Are you a bull, a bear or a twinkie?

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Social opportunities abound and pop your cork. Be prepared with a new wardrobe and new overall look. ( That does not mean 'wear overalls'. ) Will they be rockets bursting in air or lead balloons? Pack a pith helmet just in case.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are advised to remain practical and rely more on their innate common ( alas very common ) sense. Volunteer for a worthy gay cause. You will change the course of events and chalk up a few karmic brownie points for any future misdeeds.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The party never stops and neither do you. Guppies expand their circle of friends with each successive play date. Plan your schedule with an eye towards the holiday season. Stow your boxes and hang your balls on a few new trees.

( c ) 2005 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Cruise for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's highly acclaimed book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' is celebrating its 5th birthday and 4th printing this year! Buy it and get the scoop on each sign.

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