Have you been slogging along in the same old morass? Expect a kick in the pants when retro Mars and Uranus makes an excellent aspect to Saturn this week. All your hard work pays off big, big, big, but in unexpected ways.
ARIES If your homelife lacks that special something, get ready for an overhaul. Gay Rams have a spark of inspiration that carries them through any change. Family still on the outs with you? Maybe that is a good thing. Get out and stay out cousin.
TAURUS They say that the medium is the message but this week your message is well done! Queer Bulls can deliver their opinions with great power. This is the time to be Outspoken. I hear the Democrats are looking for a good presidential candidate.
GEMINI Pink Twins may be feeling as if all their hard professional efforts are a bit flaccid. But now even mediocre attempts blast off your launch pad and into the starchamber. You become a force with whom to be reckoned. Go out and raise a little hell.
CANCER You appear to be in control but wait until retro Mars and Uranus tickle Saturn. Pink Crabs ache to expand their horizons in any way possible. Be careful of what you wish. Are you prepared to become food for the paparazzi? Then cook on all four burners.
LEO Let's look behind the gaudy scenery as retro Mars and Uranus tap into the potent strength of Saturn. This is the time to go into your hidden well of knowledge to find the answers you need to get what you want out of life. What DO you want out of life?
VIRGO Queer Virgins may be grappling with relationships issues as the planets offer a dose of reality and choices. Be prepared for some surprising and life-changing suggestions. You have nothing to lose but your chains … or maybe that is your thing … ?
LIBRA If you are feeling like a drone who is stuck in a professional subbasement, buy yourself a new power suit and wait for retro Mars and Uranus to trine Saturn. Gay Libras are poised for greatness if they build on their considerable experience.
SCORPIO Proud Scorps don't know what disco ball hit them when retro Mars and Uranus let the good times roll with Saturn. A creative idea becomes a mandate. A few of you need several man dates (or is it ma'ham dates) because each one does not last very long.
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers will relish the independence and strength that comes their way when retro Mars and Uranus trine Saturn. You can no longer be a cheerleader on the sidelines. It is time to grab the ball and run with it … or whatever turns you on.
CAPRICORN Pink Caps feel at a crossroad in a relationship when retro Mars and Uranus trine Saturn. Sometimes it is best to turn things upside down. There is no going back to the way it was. Your words move mountains. How about moving your behind?
AQUARIUS Saturn, retro Mars and Uranus have you counting your pennies. There is a big payoff for Aqueerians who have put in the sweat equity. But lazy things will sooner spend time counting the years to retirement. Years and years and years … .
PISCES Whereas the party of the first part demands too much attention from the partygoers, it is the opinion of this court that Guppies must tone down their need for attention and allow others time on stage. You will be swallowed whole as the ground opens up under you. Promise???