Go boldly forward this week when Sun stampedes into bullish Taurus. Now is the time to get your head, heart and body in gear and plow through any and all obstacles. See you on the other side!
ARIES ( April 271 - April 27 ) Prepare to hand over the mantle of popularity and quietly capitalize on what you have accomplished thus far. Proud Rambos should not mistake the glory for the gain. Enjoy the accolades but demand the compensation. Spread the wealth as you grab it.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls gain self confidence and lose old baggage that they have been schlepping around. ( No names please... ) Things fall into place. You know exactly what the expectations are and how to maximize efforts. You have what it takes so take, take, take.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Every mystery is unraveled ( much to your delight ) and all your secret admirers make their plans known. You have your pick and one will not be enough. Pink Twins are in their element for the next few weeks. Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Shy pink Crabs come Out of their shells. You have been feeling confined. Spend time exploring new terrain and social groups. There is something about the roar of the crowd that gets your juices going. Don't drip, unless requested to.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Feeling a bit under-appreciated in your career? Proud Lions capture the corporate limelight and get press for their efforts. Once they hear the news, senior staff finds a very nice way to reward you. But be sure to take it in cash rather than trade.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) There is nothing tying you down ( unless you like it that way ) . Gay Virgos are itching to travel. Don't put it off. If money and time are tight find ways of expanding your sphere of influence with cheaper alternatives. Cybersurf if you can't surf in person.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Do we smell someone cooking? Gay Libras are hot hot hot. Is this a problem? No, but before you singe your best assets, be discerning and slow moving. The choices that you make today live with you for the year. Or it will just seem that way.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) What is it about a certain someone that encourages you to overlook some glaring faults? Enjoy it for what it is worth now. For those proud Scorps who are on the prowl for a catch, this is a great time to hunt and peck... with the emphasis on the latter.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers should get Out and enjoy while the good times roll. You will find yourself in the center of the action. Think of what you can do and think of what can be done to you. Next month you will still be coming off that high. Kerplunk.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You are inspired to move, improve or totally renovate to make your abode especially comfortable. Family comes to your door in droves. Pink Caps become home entertainers extraordinaire. The more the merrier and I see a very merry bunch. A bunch of what?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are bursting with good ideas and the desire to implement them. So why sit around waiting for others to take the cue? Resolve to get your name Out there among the movers and shakers. March forth even though it is April.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - April 270 ) They say that all that glitters is not gold but what do they know? You are ready to get as much loot as you can. Spoil yourself and a few select others now, Guppie. You will need to cash in a few favors next month when all your loot is all looted.
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