Hurry and cash in on the serendipity this week when a blast of planetary oomph propels us into Outer space. Zesty Mars and practical Saturn get happily goosed by lucky Jupiter and surprising Uranus. Grab onto a shooting star! Anyone we know?
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Domesticity reigns and so do you when a confluence of Outer planets spices your stew. Make your surroundings comfortable and relaxing. It is time to tend to your family garden. Are there a few weeds among the roses, queer Ram?
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Stray thoughts take you far but don't just sit there and contemplate your navel, gay Bull. Take it to the streets, take it to a political power base, take it to the media. Use that fabulous mouth for more than a creating stiff breeze. Whoosh and it's gone!
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Someone has short shrifted your major assets while you concentrated on small change, pink Twin. There is something fiscally funky that, upon examination, results in a windfall. Review the bottom line and reach between the cushions for spare change.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Gay Crabs can bottle and sell their charm. Better hurry and make all the friends and connections you can. Before you know it you will turn back into a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas ... or something like that.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) There is something in the air that catches your imagination and makes you rather prophetic. Proud Lions revel in their psychic power. While you channel the spirits, the planets conjure access to luxury, money and sex. Some bastards have all the luck.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins may chaff at the trade-off between dependence and independence in relationships. But each scenario now seems to offer a happy balance. And, something merely platonic can evolve to much more than a warm handshake. Shake it baby!
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) A great opportunity is near. Grab for the gusto and take a chance on a new professional challenge. Gay Libras must summon their courage and climb to the heights. Before you know it, everyone will be looking up your shorts. Wear underwear.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Remember when ... ? Ah, well nobody really cares who and what you did, Scorp. Instead of lounging around thinking of the past, why not go out and create a little future? Experience life to the fullest. Explore who and experience what? Well let's just see ... .
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Queer Archers find that they possess more sizzly magnetism than usual. Sex finds you at work, around the neighborhood or even at the dentist. But don't waste your sweet tooth on penny candies. Be discerning and select from high-end confectionary.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Sitting at home on another Saturday night? Don't worry, pink Cap; the planets guide you to a new relationship. But do not sit at home and wait for it to be delivered to you like a bag of chicken. Fortune smiles upon you if you go out and seek it.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Little pebbles pile up and make impressive monuments if everything is in balance. Aqueerians have an opportunity to show what they can do on a detailed level and have their efforts magnified and appreciated. What else can be magnified and appreciated?
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Massage your gay muse and see what can happen and who you inspire. Guppies make great first impressions and attract extraordinary people. Don't waste a moment, cousin. Make things happen. You can hit a high note now even if you can't sing.
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