Mellow vibes guide our every move this March when a pride parade of Piscean planets pulsate through the cosmos. Are you coming out like a lion or a lamb? Jupiter makes your every move a blockbuster so March forth pardner.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) No one can tell a proud Ram what to do and March is no exception. All wilde, intuitive ideas about what will work best on the job go kerplunk like a lead balloon. Early retirement anyone? Well, how about unemployment.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls are surrounded by jolly pals who appear to be ready for everything and anything this month. Party on, compadre and use the time well. At the rate you are going, by April you could be a dissipated stale rag. That is, if you are lucky.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins begin to question all facets of their career this March but by the 31st they are happy to mull their fate from the comfort of their livingroom couch. Missing the corporate boat? Never mind, cousin. Who wants to paddle upstream anyway?
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) You charm everyone and find a way of making your point to prod any international issue. Anyone we know? But before you go around the world in 80 ways, be sure that your message delivers on the promise. Is there truth in advertising? Let's try.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) March has you spending to the hilt as you dip into various pools of resources to get the ball rolling. Pisces opposes Jupiter and unleashes a wave of great need that needs to be sated no matter who foots the bill. Does money buy happiness? You bet it does!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Who is that supernova? It is hard to believe that we are talking about you, gay Virgo, but we are. That is what we will continue to believe until mid-month and return you back to that 'sensible shoe' state that is your wont. Don't you wont more??
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Find harmony and satisfaction in your work this March. Gay Libras chaff at the thought that most of their waking day is spent on useless, mind-numbing tasks. Don't play the lackey to every Scrooge who deigns to hand over a paycheck. You deserve more.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps are capable of a rollicking time this March. You know what will spark the party scene and are led into delicious temptation with a motley crew of pals and assorted hangers-on. What mischief will you create? Should we dust you for fingerprints??
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) What happens when your home life obligations oppose those of your career? Gay Archers are pulled in two directions and may be forced to make some difficult decisions. It may be necessary to step off the fast track to avoid being roadkill.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) March is the month to make yourself heard loud and queer. It is rare that you feel free to express your uncut opinion. But Pisces and Jupiter move you into a new level of awareness and give you a certain amount of protection. But wear plastic just in case.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians are lucky in love at least for the next four weeks and are tempted to revamp their entire world to keep the flame stoked. But Pisces is dreamy, creamy and none too practical in affairs of the heart. Budget your emotions as well as your funds.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Life is all about you this March and you feel like a star. Okay, maybe a short-term celebrity, but why quibble? Guppies bask in the limelight and net more than a few admirers. By the 31st you may decide on one particular catch. Anticipate a June wedding ... .
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