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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-02-11

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Valentine's Horoscope: 'The L Word.'

Everyone keeps using that 'L Word' again and again. Love! That's right kids, love is busting Out all over. But before you burst, take a peek at what makes you and your Valentine such heartthrobs.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Gay Rams are ardent lovers who sweep you off your feet. They are a brush fire rather than an eternal flame but they set your underbrush on fire! Play hard to get—they looove a challenge. This buckeroo is the most loyal of the fire signs and goes well with Gemini, Aqueerius and Libra.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls are sensual lovers if you give them the chance. Experimental they are not, but they do have amazing stamina and a romantic streak. Who else would fill up your bathtub with champagne as a valentine's surprise? Good signs for Taurus are: Scorpio, Pisces and Cancer.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins are big flirts who have the energy for many lovers. Tickle them with a feather ... while tying them up ... whew ... and then go to lunch! Distance is an aphrodisiac. Slip a sensuous photo of yourself in their wallet, in case they forget what you look like. Signs that drive them crazy are: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Pink Crabs are sensitive and crave constant attention. They demand every ounce of your love. Ever thought of starting a family? Consider a Crab. They would give up a career (such that it is) to raise the little mites and will have a hot meal waiting for you when you return home after a hard day. Match them with Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions have robust sexual appetites. It is a lucky valentine who has this cat in their tank because when they are hot, they are out to demonstrate that they are numero uno. Pile on the praise if you want to keep this lion roaming your cage. Leos are best matched with Gemini, Libra and Aries.

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) The gay Virgin possesses a combination of great emotional depth and sizzling earthiness that satisfies any appetite. They are loyal; once they commit, they are in it for the long term. Don't be surprised if, after the second date, they pull up to your door with all their worldly possessions. (Labeled in neatly sealed boxes.) Virgo can warm their cockles with Pisces, Cancer and Taurus.

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) This charmer is a sex magnet who is blessed with both internal and external beauty. Their hot spot is in the mind so first send a love note that fuels their vanity. Then wisk them off to some beautiful locale to wine and dine. Share your deepest secrets. A queer Libra will never hold them against you (unless you beg…). Libras especially love Leos, Aries and Sagittarius.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Want to soar to the highest heights? Find yourself a hot pink Scorp. If nipple clamps and leather straps are not your thing, search for a solid earth sign (Taurus, Capricorn or Virgo) who won't truss you before they cook and eat you. However, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Scorps are most tied to Pisces, Cancer and Capricorn.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers have a healthy sexual appetite and are generous in their affections. Give them room to roam and trust them to make the right decisions on their own. There is nothing more frustrating for a Sadge than to have their every move probed. Probe into other things and leave their whereabouts alone. Archers wander to Aqueerius, Leo and Libra.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) There is no more considerate lover available than a pink Cap. Tell them how wonderful and sexy they are and they will blossom like a rare orchid. Caps have a deep capacity for love and downright dirty sex. They are also possessive so if you are flighty or indiscriminate, rein it in or forgetaboutit, bud. A Cap can top it off with a Scorpio, Taurus and Virgo.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians ask you the most personal questions. After a night of passion, there comes the dawn of clarity. It wasn't you, personally, that they were interested in: It was the concept of you. Yet it is not impossible to capture the heart of this wilde wanderer. Learn to be independent and have a few unusual thoughts available for a rousing discussion. The best signs for an Aqueerius are Sagittarius, Aries and Gemini.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies are naturally sugary and juicy and ready to share their sticky sweets. This sign aches for a faithful relationship. They love children and avidly seeks a like-minded partner. If you settle in with a gay Fish, expect the pitter patter of little feet and I don't mean cats! The best signs to swim with Pisces are: Scorpio, Capricorn and Virgo.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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