Windy City Media Group Frontpage News


home search facebook twitter join
Gay News Sponsor Windy City Times 2022-12-07



Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein

This article shared 1492 times since Wed Apr 9, 2003
facebook twitter google +1 reddit email

Got a rocket in your pocket? Get ready to launch into Outer space when fuel-injected Jupiter redirects and sends out vibes in all directions. Will things come too easily? Will we become a bunch of lazy self-absorbed divas? We can only hope so!

ARIES Good times just got better. Eat, drink and be merry gay Ram. Have you been feeling like a hairy caterpillar holed up in a bind? Emerge from your cocoon and put the bees and wanabees to shame. You are beautiful even with those puce mini-shorts.

TAURUS Queer Bulls are ready to take risks to insure that they are exactly where they want to be at this point in their life. If that means having a wilde tete a tete with a certain relative, so be it. Direct Jupiter sez no holds barred so go for the full nelson.

GEMINI Ask and you shall receive pink Twin. But don't waste this lucky blast with a load of hot air. Shallow charm is your trump suit but finesse with your hearts rather than your clubs. Don't lay down your hand before you go for the rubber. Now that's the trick!

CANCER Generous Jupiter places a direct deposit in your finances. Prepare for your largess by doing your fiscal homework and investing according to your means. Jupiter brings you your just rewards and that should be just fine with you, gay Crab!

LEO Proud Lions are charisma incarnate as your natural theatrical flair is spotlighted. Jupiter expands everything so be sure that your physical presence does not overshadow your other endowments. Skip the third dessert, unless it's just the cherry.

VIRGO Are you too mellow to swello? Industrious queer Virgos are content to while away the time on daydreams. Give yourself a break and enjoy the rift. But know when to collect your thoughts and get back into gear. You cannot coast in neutral for too long.

LIBRA Proud Libras expand their social circle when Jupiter redirects. You can join the most exclusive (read: snotty) groups. Is that what you want? If so, just be sure that you don't have to dance to someone else's music. Jupiter is too easygoing and so are you.

SCORPIO If you ache to conquer the corporate world, direct Jupiter becomes your trojan horse. Climb inside this lucky energy and sneak into the executive sanctum. Take no prisoners, gay Scorp, unless they are gorgeous.

SAGITTARIUS Queer Archers are encouraged to expand their horizons when their ruling planet Jupiter redirects. Scratch your itchy travelling feet. For those who are under a tight budget, use this time to spider into the far reaches of cyberspace. Cast your web anyway you can.

CAPRICORN Jupiter guarantees that you carry all the sparks of an overloaded outlet so start a fire, pink Cap. Soon, Jupiter will move on and you will have to satisfy yourself with steamy memories to keep you aglow at night. Sigh! Pack a nightlight.

AQUARIUS Lonely Aqueerians have animal magnetism when Jupiter redirects. Grrr. Get Out there and see who is right for you. And if they are not quite right, don't sweat it. Sometimes just good enough will get you by ... until the end of summer anyway.

PISCES Guppies are released from their day-to-day drudgery. Keep the champagne flowing while the dishes pile up, cousin. Next morning you may even be able to enlist an able young thing to pitch in and scrub a dub with you. Try not to slip on the soap ... .

This article shared 1492 times since Wed Apr 9, 2003
facebook twitter google +1 reddit email


Gay News

STARRLIGHT Lana Turner 2008-12-03
Special to the Online Edition of Windy City Times - The golden girl of the movies was having another violent argument with her mobster boyfriend. Before he could beat her up again, her young daughter stabbed him in the stomach with a kitchen knife, leaving the ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-06-18
- Venus enters Cancer and infuses our hearts with mushy thoughts of love. But don't lie back and wait for a delivery. Our ardor has new zing. So let's set our sights on the highest brass ring as we ride this crazy ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-06-11
- Mercury retrogrades and makes our well chosen words a little less so. If you think your opinion should count, wait a couple of weeks before you share your thoughts. In the meantime, stew and slowly boil. ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-06-04
- June bursts on the scene with a rush of retrograding 'Outer' planets. They cajole us to upend the landscape and (hopefully) bring about meaningful change. Will you plant as you go or just toss around some ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-05-28
- Just when you thought things were fairly under control, Neptune retrogrades and causes untold confusion and crazy dreams. Ah, but like all else, though, this too shall pass... in a couple of months! ARIES (MARCH 21 ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-05-21
- The Sun enters Gemini and gives us a rush of positive thoughts. Will you keep them to yourself or spray them around town? Light up the night with some sparkling ideas. ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-05-14
- Get on your game when Mars enters Leo. Not only do you have reserves of energy just waiting to be squandered, you find others are green with envy at all you can accomplish. ARIES (MARCH 21 ...

Gay News

STARRLIGHT Debra Messing at Rumba 2008-05-14
Special to the Online Edition - Debra Messing was born Aug. 15, 1968, in Brooklyn, N.Y. Her parents wished a quieter life for their daughter and her older brother, and moved the family to a small community just outside Providence, R.I. Messing ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-05-07
- Jolly Jupiter enters Aqueerius. Do you feel your world lighten and luck change? Check your rearview mirror, readjust your personal goals and step on the accelerator. You may just find a shortcut instead of the usual ...

Gay News

STARRLIGHT Jay Hernandez profile 2008-05-01
- Handsome actor Jay Hernandez was born Javier Manuel Hernandez, Jr., Feb. 20, 1978, in Montebello, Calif. One day, while riding with his parents, Isis and Javier, Sr., in a Los Angeles high-rise elevator, he was approached ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-04-30
- Plant a bevy of May flowers and expect some budding surprises over the next four weeks. Mercury retrogrades and sparks an imaginative jaunt with Neptune. Don't ask 'May I?'. Just forge ahead and bloom. ARIES (MARCH ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-04-23
- The Sun moves into sexy Taurus as Venus enters randy Aries. The floodgates open and unleash a rush of love. Be bold, be beautiful, be ready, but don't behave. ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-04-16
- Mars trines Uranus this week. Not only are we on the mark, we are ready and set to go, go, go. Aim your arrow high and see how close to the target you get. ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Sweep ...

Gay News

STARRLIGHT Jay Hernandez at Rumba 2008-04-09
Online Special - Handsome actor Jay Hernandez was born Javier Manuel Hernandez, Jr., Feb. 20, 1978, in Montebello, Calif. One day, while riding with his parents, Isis and Javier, Sr., in a Los Angeles high-rise elevator, he was approached ...

Gay News

Out in the Stars 2008-04-09
- Venus and Mercury in Aries conjunct and unleash a blast that makes us feel more confident and invincible. Let's try to contain the energy and have it glow inside of us rather than wastefully splash it ...


Copyright © 2023 Windy City Media Group. All rights reserved.
Reprint by permission only. PDFs for back issues are downloadable from
our online archives. Single copies of back issues in print form are
available for $4 per issue, older than one month for $6 if available,
by check to the mailing address listed below.

Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings, and
photographs submitted if they are to be returned, and no
responsibility may be assumed for unsolicited materials.
All rights to letters, art and photos sent to Nightspots
(Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago
Gay and Lesbian News and Feature Publication) will be treated
as unconditionally assigned for publication purposes and as such,
subject to editing and comment. The opinions expressed by the
columnists, cartoonists, letter writers, and commentators are
their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of Nightspots
(Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago Gay,
Lesbian, Bisexual and Transegender News and Feature Publication).

The appearance of a name, image or photo of a person or group in
Nightspots (Chicago GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times
(a Chicago Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender News and Feature
Publication) does not indicate the sexual orientation of such
individuals or groups. While we encourage readers to support the
advertisers who make this newspaper possible, Nightspots (Chicago
GLBT Nightlife News) and Windy City Times (a Chicago Gay, Lesbian
News and Feature Publication) cannot accept responsibility for
any advertising claims or promotions.






About WCMG      Contact Us      Online Front  Page      Windy City  Times      Nightspots
Identity      BLACKlines      En La Vida      Archives      Advanced Search     
Windy City Queercast      Queercast Archives     
Press  Releases      Join WCMG  Email List      Email Blast      Blogs     
Upcoming Events      Todays Events      Ongoing Events      Bar Guide      Community Groups      In Memoriam     
Privacy Policy     

Windy City Media Group publishes Windy City Times,
The Bi-Weekly Voice of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Trans Community.
5315 N. Clark St. #192, Chicago, IL 60640-2113 • PH (773) 871-7610 • FAX (773) 871-7609.