Got a rocket in your pocket? Get ready to launch into Outer space when fuel-injected Jupiter redirects and sends out vibes in all directions. Will things come too easily? Will we become a bunch of lazy self-absorbed divas? We can only hope so!
ARIES Good times just got better. Eat, drink and be merry gay Ram. Have you been feeling like a hairy caterpillar holed up in a bind? Emerge from your cocoon and put the bees and wanabees to shame. You are beautiful even with those puce mini-shorts.
TAURUS Queer Bulls are ready to take risks to insure that they are exactly where they want to be at this point in their life. If that means having a wilde tete a tete with a certain relative, so be it. Direct Jupiter sez no holds barred so go for the full nelson.
GEMINI Ask and you shall receive pink Twin. But don't waste this lucky blast with a load of hot air. Shallow charm is your trump suit but finesse with your hearts rather than your clubs. Don't lay down your hand before you go for the rubber. Now that's the trick!
CANCER Generous Jupiter places a direct deposit in your finances. Prepare for your largess by doing your fiscal homework and investing according to your means. Jupiter brings you your just rewards and that should be just fine with you, gay Crab!
LEO Proud Lions are charisma incarnate as your natural theatrical flair is spotlighted. Jupiter expands everything so be sure that your physical presence does not overshadow your other endowments. Skip the third dessert, unless it's just the cherry.
VIRGO Are you too mellow to swello? Industrious queer Virgos are content to while away the time on daydreams. Give yourself a break and enjoy the rift. But know when to collect your thoughts and get back into gear. You cannot coast in neutral for too long.
LIBRA Proud Libras expand their social circle when Jupiter redirects. You can join the most exclusive (read: snotty) groups. Is that what you want? If so, just be sure that you don't have to dance to someone else's music. Jupiter is too easygoing and so are you.
SCORPIO If you ache to conquer the corporate world, direct Jupiter becomes your trojan horse. Climb inside this lucky energy and sneak into the executive sanctum. Take no prisoners, gay Scorp, unless they are gorgeous.
SAGITTARIUS Queer Archers are encouraged to expand their horizons when their ruling planet Jupiter redirects. Scratch your itchy travelling feet. For those who are under a tight budget, use this time to spider into the far reaches of cyberspace. Cast your web anyway you can.
CAPRICORN Jupiter guarantees that you carry all the sparks of an overloaded outlet so start a fire, pink Cap. Soon, Jupiter will move on and you will have to satisfy yourself with steamy memories to keep you aglow at night. Sigh! Pack a nightlight.
AQUARIUS Lonely Aqueerians have animal magnetism when Jupiter redirects. Grrr. Get Out there and see who is right for you. And if they are not quite right, don't sweat it. Sometimes just good enough will get you by ... until the end of summer anyway.
PISCES Guppies are released from their day-to-day drudgery. Keep the champagne flowing while the dishes pile up, cousin. Next morning you may even be able to enlist an able young thing to pitch in and scrub a dub with you. Try not to slip on the soap ... .
