Feel the excitement building? It must be the rumblings the festive Sun as it conjuncts jolly Jupiter. When these two jolly orbs rubadub, our world can take an unexpected twist or simply blossom. Check to see where dieties deign to grace your horoscope. Make sure that the worshippers bring gifts ... .
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ARIES Gay Rams execute dramatic changes in their day-to-day job. Embrace all these changes and make them work for you. Who knows? You may find yourself in the position of leading a great gay cause. Prepare to hoist your banner and wave it high.
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TAURUS The Jupiter/Sun conjunction may be the one drink too many or escalate to the social blunder of the decade. But don't worry; the gaffe of today is stale old news tomorrow. Simply learn the limits of your consumption and pack a breath mint.
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GEMINI The Jupiter / Solar conjunction may cause necessary and beneficial changes in your home. Pink Twins need to feel totally relaxed and comfortable in their surroundings. Perhaps a few bean bag chairs and a pitcher of martinis are in order?
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CANCER Just when you thought you were a charmer, the planets steamroll your opinions over a few toes. Let's hope folks are fast enough to get out of your way! Choose your words as carefully as you can dear, queer Crab. Then watch the fireworks! Ouch!
LEO The lure of easy money is so tempting that you risk all to capture it. But easy wealth is a fallacy as you know and there is the risk that you lose more than you gain. There is no substitute for hard work. Try to get someone to do it for you, proud Lion.
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VIRGO The Jupiter/Sun conjunction in your own sign has you bursting on the stage as a supernova ... or super diva. Anything you do now has immense impact on your public persona. Get your bugle ready and sound the charge of the pink brigade.
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LIBRA The Jupiter / Sun conjunction forces hidden enemies out into the open so you can cut them down to size. Good thing too, gay Libra. Why not step Out into the light of day and show your true pride colors? And remember, these colors don't run!
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SCORPIO Proud Scorps have an opportunity to meet unusual and enlightening folks or can ascend to the leadership of an extraordinarily elite social circle. Whatever the fates offer you, make the magic last by fortifying these platonic bonds. Will you use silk scarfs?
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers get a significant leg up on the competition. Why ask why dear, queer friend? Take full advantage of the situation and assume your rightful place in the gallery of powerful corporate stuffed shirts. Who knows what else will get stuffed?
CAPRICORN Pink Caps are on a travel merry-go-round with trip after trip and no time to catch your breath. Gather your rosebuds now and rest later. You will soon happily relax and recall what you have gained from these seemingly nonsensical, far-flung enterprises.
AQUARIUS Aqueerians receive a sexual zetz during the Jupiter / Sun tete-a-tete. This transit proves to be a defining moment of who you are and who you want to become. Don't be surprised if the corks pop and you swallow more than your fair share of champagne.
PISCES Acquisitive Guppies can be generous with their possessions as long as they feel that they receive as good as they give. The planets now teach you that often the simple act of giving can provide you with the affirmation you need. Then again, maybe not.
