Get a front seat for the fireworks this week when sparky Mars conjuncts foggy Neptune. How much trouble can you possibly get into? Where will your out-of-control imagination lead you? Let's try to imagine all the possibilities!
ARIES ( April 61 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams are on a rampage where every action can have an equally dramatic reaction. But there can be a happy ending; by the end of this short but intense period, you will know the difference between conscript and co-conspirator.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Taking a professional risk may be too risky. Queer Bulls are chomping at the bit for recognition and the big bucks that go with a corner office. Hold off. You may rub a powerbroker the wrong way. Heat your oil and pour it on after the 17th.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Spread your influence but filter your message through a good editor before you blast it Out to the masses. In the heat of the moment you may slip out an unintended remark that pops your world view. Are you ready for primetime or fringe, pink Twin?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs seek a love connection but their ardor is more spark than slow burn. You may tire easily or lose interest once the bait is taken. Rather than waste effort, relax, sit back and let the adoring masses come to you. Still waiting... still waiting... .
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Take a break from any deeply intensive relationship issue. Proud Lions are prepared to jump into a quest for a solution with all fours. Things need time to settle. Wishing and pushing doesn't make it so, bubbele. Whining and pleading may... .
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) The urge is to tackle everything and everything. Queer Virgins think that they are efficient but it is a mirage. Completed projects come back to bite you later because of loose ends and too little follow-up. It is the best excuse to take a vacation now!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Mars and Neptune take fun to the Outer limits and gay Libras become grist for the gossip mill. A gurgling romance dares you to take the plunge. So get Out there and see who you can impress. Just don't stay at home and impress the sofa.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Electricity around the house may cause surprising problems so check for overloaded outlets and frayed wires. But don't dampen your exuberance for home entertaining. Now you can be exceedingly entertaining. Save the lampshade hat for dim bulbs.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) What is it about gay Archers now that requires a big discussion on every little thing? Can you hold it in and refine your message? There is no dissuading you. Since you can't move a big boat on wind alone, turn up the motor mouth and hold on tight.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps gleefully count their winnings but ignore mounting losses. Tsk tsk. Be practical, weigh the risks, do your homework and carefully plan for a sturdy future. Then you feel ready to run with the bulls ... or is it the bears? Hey, whatever turns you on.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Leave it to Mars and Neptune to make an unusual Aqueerian a true one-of-a-kind. Revel in your uniqueness while you command attention but don't become a caricature. Self possessed moderation will have them eating out of your hand. Yuk.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - April 60 ) Guppies act on their loosey goosy gut feelings. Wait and see how events unfold before you jump to conclusions. On the other hand, you could catch lucky breaks as secrets are exposed and demons revealed. Do a little exposing and revealing yourself....
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