What is it that makes our every move a momentous one this week? Mars and Venus square Neptune and lead us into temptation. Before you place a bet on a dream and a scheme, be sure that you are prepared for any outcome. And I mean ANY outcome!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams may be lured into a hot steamy romance with someone who they know on a purely platonic level. But just wait as Venus and Mars square Neptune! Today's royalty morphs into tomorrow's toad. Are you ready for your warts?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Life is a continuous balancing act. What is a queer Bull to do when two competing sides vie for your affections? Venus and Mars square Neptune. Partners pull as do professional obligations. Choose or lose? Sigh. Choose and lose. Draw a line in the sand.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins content themselves with daydreams of relaxing vacations as they warm their desk chairs. But any low key escape can become a wilde and wooly escapade. There is no relaxing - only grand adventure and mischief. When do we leave?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) It is possible to whip up a light frothy romance into a heavy, creamy affair. Hot pink Crabs get their claws steamed and eaten by a nogoodnick who is there for a light snack and nothing more. Your better judgment is on hiatus, lover. What else is new?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Will you allow your family to dictate the rules of your engagement? Probably not. But proud Lions let their attention stray and their guard down. Just when you least expect it, your closest relationships shift and change. Earthquake anyone?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins often strive to please others but consider pleasing only yourself now. Can you get others to try to please you? Set limits and make your demands. Imagine, if you will, a world where your favor is sought and every desire met . Dream on.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Fill your cup until it overflows with romance and creativity. The overflow quickly ramps up to a cascade. Oops. Suddenly things are bouncing through your life at an ever increasing pace and the monetary cost of corralling these puppies increases. Is it worth it?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps attract admirers like flies so pour on the sugar and enjoy the thrill. There are some relatives who disapprove of you and your dreams. Will your surge in popularity win over these critical family members? Do you really care? You shouldn't.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Delve deep into your core and extract the essence of your life's path. Okay, that sounds 'new age-ie'. What I mean to say is: find out who you really are, don't tell a soul and let actions ( and results ) speak louder and prouder than words. 'Nuf said, gay Archer.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Friends are there for you. They are also there for your monetary resources. Pink Caps set themselves up to be a benefactor to every clown with a parade. Keep an eye on the bottom line. Before you know it your pocket and dance card will have holes.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) The powerful few are drawing up a revised profile of you that can impact your professional path to success. Chances are that Aqueerians don't really care what others think of them but that would be a mistake. Of course you care ... as long as it pays off.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies ache to travel far afield and taste life to the fullest. Life will bring mystery, adventure and engrossing fun. So what are you waiting for? Go for it! Just be sure that you do not quaff your thirst for living in some boring dry county.
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