Wilde and woolly dreams move to the top of the priority list. Wishes take precedence over realities. This is not necessarily a bad thing, compadres. Sometimes when you wish upon a star... yada yada yada.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Something delicious is percolating in your social circles. But be careful of falling back into the herd - It is time to experiment with a little rugged individualism and leadership. Proud Rams lead the pride parade. Storm the barricades... or the nearest bar!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls have a natural gift of charm and gab. Now make the best use of this ability. Navigate the shark filled waters. You become a more astute corporate player and a force for change. How about instituting partnership benefits?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) The past months have been stressful and intense. Now do anything you can do to recharge your batteries, from a long awaited vacation to a quick getaway. No dough? Then just lock yourself away with an array of delicacies. No names please, gay Twin!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) A light flirtation can turn steamy as the week progresses. Hot pink Crabs rise to a boil and begin to open up. Life is one big spicy bouillabaisse. You possess hidden talents, lover. Show the myopic unbelievers why you deserve the very best out of life.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Leos turn their attention to relationships. Expose your significant other to your considerable charms. For those loose Lions roaming wilde, use this time to hunt and capture someone very special. They don't call you royal cats for nothing.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Projects and agendas shelved as gay Virgins become content with the status quo. Don't be lulled into complacency. Consider the backlog you'll face when projects gathering dust come back to haunt. You have a teaspoon to dig out of a mountain of muck.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Party! Rambunctious queer Libras set off on a wild rampage. This woolly, undisciplined energy is unable to set personal limits on addictive outlets such as alcohol. Sex however, is quite another thing. You can never have too much, you wobbly thing you.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps can lean back and enjoy their home surroundings. Disagreements are patched up and you forge alliances where none were possible before. Invite kindred souls over for a night of fun and gaiety. A few beers and some cold cuts couldn't hurt either.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) When gay Archers talk, people listen. Sad but true. You really sound like you know your stuff. People believe you, even at your most outrageous. So push your personal agenda. By the time they realize it, you will be on your merry way.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps are tempted to spend hard earned dough on dreamy, romantic, impractical things. It is not a bad thing if you are fiscally stable. However, rein it in lest you squander your bucks on some worthless buckaroo. Ah, but what a way to go!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians can't help but feel in the pink. You can make a fabulous first impression so don't sit home alone. Dip your pole into the social swim and see who takes the bait. Who knows who you can reel in? Will it be a rainbow trout or an old tire?
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies should participate in community Outreach. This is an especially prescient time for you; divine something or someone divine, you divining thing. Don't be surprised if a closely held secret is set loose. You can run but you can't hide! Aha!!
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