April showers wash over us in a refreshing and invigorating way as Sun, Saturn and Pluto trine mid-month. Things fall into place in an unusual and transformative way. Why ask why? Enjoy the serendipity and hold on tight.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams feel like rats on a treadmill for the next weeks. But relief is in sight, as well as a clear professional direction. Will you leave for something better or make your mark where you are? Time will tell if you don't watch the clock.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls have an itch to travel and have an adventure of a lifetime. All in good time. Things fall into place and give you the ways and means. You might meet someone who can direct you to the best of the best. Of course, the opposite is also true.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Make use of your wits to solve a mystery. Use any newly gained largess to solidify your home environment. Try to pay off debts and become more in control. You receive a monetary gift that may come with a hidden price. Oh, what the heck!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Open up the line of communication with partners and find pals who provide new, useful perspectives on any stagnant situation. If you are looking for a relationship, pretend that you are interested in any chit chat. You appear to be especially attractive.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions might feel caged in at work where they are not appreciated or recognized for their efforts. This is a passing phase that will reconcile mid-month. While you wait, avoid mouthing off by steering clear of office politics. Oops.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Give yourself a chance to get out in front of the crowd and strut your stuff. You may find them more appreciative of your talents and more excited by your ideas. Then again maybe they are just humoring you. Ah, any port in a storm.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Improve your relation to your relations. Do so and soon. They seem more open to change and compromise. Proud Libras know just what to do and say to mend bridges and move things forward. Anything is possible to a willing heart. Are you willing?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Don't sit at home and warm your couch cushion. Step out and see what is happening. You never know who might be waiting for you there. By mid-month, things might become even more interesting with certain neighbors. How neighborly do you feel?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Don't be surprised if you get in over your head financially. That is because your eyes are too big for your wallet and everything seems affordable. But the fates find a way to help you pay your bills ... even if it means you have to work harder for it. Drat!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You soon find yourself in control of the crowd. While you can sell your ideas easily, everyone may soon nit pick them to death. Don't take yourself or your ideas too seriously. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Err, is it 'with' or 'at'...?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) There are some stressful areas of your life now but you should not let anything push you off track. Keep your attention focused and energy high. Before you know it you discover something delightful behind the curtain. Choose the right curtain...
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies mediate between friends and lovers. Not only can you smooth over rough spots, you can bring folks together and create a nice harmony. Charm will work wonders. If all else fails, let warring factions argue and tire out. Then declare victory.
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