We feel feisty to the point of instability when Mars opposes Pluto this week. Even moderation goes full tilt. One good push deserves another... and another!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) This week can bring a contretemps between your career and your home life. Proud Rams need to learn the art of compromise. Learn to fight another day when you are more on form. So just rest and recharge those batteries before you pop a socket.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) There is something fun and wilde about pretending to be who you are not. You may exaggerate your assets. Sometimes this self promotion works out well for you but sometimes you may come up a bit short. Will your tall tale attract the tall tail?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) You are motivated by a combination of lust and avarice. But can status really be bought or does it need to be earned? Find out this week. It may turn out that the quiet accumulation of wealth and love is better than the showy, envy-attracting kind.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs weigh the cost/ benefits of a certain relationship. Who are you seeking long term? You may be chaffing at your leash but this is a temporary development that will change by next week. Why scuttle the ship because of a few extra buoys? They are simply too hard to find.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions uncover behind- the-scenes mischievous plots at work. Your reputation for strategic insight is enhanced and you advance into an important advisory position where others begin to look to you for guidance. Oh, do you have them fooled!?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You are thrust into the epicenter of manic fun. Just when you were ready to slip into furry slippers, the posse arrives and hoists you Out the door. Enjoy the bon temps while you can, queer Virgin. Soon you will ache for a zetz or two.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras find creative ways to spend more time with their families by delegating less important work tasks to underlings. But this can backfire if some of these throw away projects wind up to be deal makers. How to choose? How to choose?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps may unintentionally spill the beans on an important issue. If you have a juicy secret, bite your tongue until next week. Meanwhile find better ways of communicating thoughts. Don't they say actions speak louder and prouder than words?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers who ache to be adored find that they need to splash their intentions in a big way. With the right message you attract lovers like flies, especially if you pour on the honey with your money. Is it worth it? It pays to advertise, but negotiate the buy.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Partners expect too much of you. Pink Caps feel hemmed in but should refrain from making demands. Soon this angry feeling will pass. If you are looking for a relationship, restraint is still a good strategy... especially when you use restraints. Ahem.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) How many secret admirers will you discover this week, Aqueerius? Fill up your dance card and experiment with new creative outlets. Suddenly you are the pick of the litter. This is great, especially if you are into trash.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies take things to the extreme and engage in behavior which is riskier than usual. Have a back up team to protect you and use more common sense in any social situation. Often we learn by doing but life lessons are best gathered in other ways.
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