Keep your thoughts and opinions under wraps, lest they take you on a joy ride that is less than joyful. Mercury in mouthy Sagittarius squares volcanic Uranus. You wanna make something of it?? Oh, you will!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) No matter how hard your try to be mysterious and under wraps, you wind up wearing cellophane. Proud Rams accidentally broadcast their innermost secrets into the general universe. Will you get caught with your pants down? If so, smile and dance!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls can spill the beans during the heights of passion. Your pals can use it against you later. But don't let this cramp your style. Love with abandon and either button your lip or use your lips for things other than flapping the air.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Life may be particularly stressful for you at work but hold off before you complain. Pink Twins inadvertently say something controversial that gets back to the power elite. Even mild commentary can disrupt. My advice: take a vacation.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Let things slide if you can. Mercury squares Uranus and makes every little task a very big deal. Too much quickly becomes much too much and you become chained to your desk. Life is too short. Open the champagne and bathe in it.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) You are tempted to try everything and everybody... all at the same time! And you will have plenty of fun and festive choices this holiday season. Proud Lions may find that they burn the candle at both ends. What will you do with such a short wick?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Think before you speak around relatives and partners. Of course, for those queer Virgins with a hankering for change, you can be goaded to push issues to the sheer edge. But wait before you leap; it's a looong way dooown. Thud.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) A little opinion can take on gargantuan proportions should you decide to share it. Are you ready to make a mountain out of a molehill? Gay Libras can be diplomatic when they want to be. Do you really want to be right now?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps can become reckless party hounds and out of control spendthrifts. This regretful combination seems like fun... until you get the bill. Perhaps you can try and temper your enthusiasm for rascals and flirts. Then again, what a way to go!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are well advised to keep their opinions to themselves, especially around folks whom they do not know very well. Of course you can also insult folks whom you know very well now too. Hmm, and why is this different from the usual?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) You ache to connect to someone on a deep, meaningful level. However you might find that innocuous tidbits unexpectedly become big chunks of problems. Avoid any heart to hearts for the time being. Closeness is not all it's cracked up to be anyway.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians may find that friends are more trouble than they are worth right now. Their demands outstrip your supply. Before you go into a depression or even a recession, set ground rules. Rule one: The 'Welcome' mat currently says 'Go Away.'
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Even minor career mistakes can throw you way off track in your overall game plan. Mercury squares Uranus and pushes you out into the spotlight glare. Will you be hoisted on your own petards? Be sure to wear clean petards just in case.
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