The Sun gets us into various forms of mischief when it moves into Sagittarius this week. Suddenly our outlook is expansive, optimistic and virtually unstoppable. No excuses, compadre! Get those gams going!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams are catapulted into a new course of study or a different direction in life. You can be tempted to pack your bags and plop yourself in some yet undiscovered, exotic center of action. How exotic is up to you, but I would choose Paris.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Yo ho ho sexy queer Bull; what is going on below? Be careful that your blind, indiscreet lust does not carry you away on a turgid tide of briny foam and deposit you on a sand barge. Build on loyalty, caring and devotion as you cruise along.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Relationships suddenly become the focus of your attention. You may wish you were on your own, free of commitment and restriction. You may chafe under the leash, but some folks like it that way. And they are waiting in the wings for your exit.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Suddenly job obligations explode and you can feel overtaxed, overstressed and overworked. Don't risk colds or flu because the paperwork isn't in by 5 p.m. There is always tomorrow... or next week... or something, some time in the future.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Party hearty, party hound, but be prepared to pay the piper lest you become a tired and dissiapted party poop-out. The temptation is to take things to the outer limits but fates place tacks on your primrose path. Peek before you pounce, proud Lion.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) This week you may not be especially diplomatic and you could wind up saying something impolitic and landscape-changing. Hmm, then again sometimes you have to upend the earth to be able to plant anew. Get those lavender fingers dirty, Virgo.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Pink Libras should be prepared to have all of their gaffs broadcast to the general universe. But don't panic; call 'em as you see 'em, cousin and let the chips fall where they may. Just be sure to stand under an awning as it all comes raining down around you.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Strategic queer Scorps are more concerned with dollars and cents this week. The secret to early retirement is to not jump in head first. Do your fiscal homework and find someone with deep pockets to help navigate all bumps and grinds.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your sense of self may be at odds with certain long-term relationships. Don't let ill-considered actions upend the domestic applecart unless you want it that way. Single Sadges take a trip to the moon on gossamer wings. Will it be one of those things?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Closeted Caps are pushed Out. It's about time. Intuition is highlighted, but you already knew that! Pink Caps pride themselves on their pragmatism but now you happily coast along the cosmic flow and allow the sirens to finger your fate. Which finger?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Reassess your social circles this week. Is it time to discover some new faces or do you just need to stir and heat up the current stewpot? Make your decisions with careful consideration. Once the door is slammed shut it is tough to pry it open again.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies make great strides in their career. Think about what you want and where you want to go in your professional direction. It may also result in changes on the homefront. Oh, don't be afraid of change! Opportunity knocks.... loudly!
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