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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein

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The earth may shimmy and shake but you easily retain your footing when Uranus redirects. So don't fear the heights. Trip the light fantastic and show the world how deft and graceful you are. Whoops!!

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Find out what is happening behind the scenes and put an end to any dissent. Proud Rams not only see which way the wind blows, they create a windstorm all by themselves. Does that mean you become a bit of a blowhard? Whatever turns 'em on.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are pushed and prodded into the crush of the herd. Rejoice, mingle and learn a few things. Expand into areas where you demonstrate your talents. Of course if one of those talents is toenail clipping sculpture, I would rethink it.

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins find themselves leaving their career movement to the whims of fate. Why allow others to dictate your direction, speed and progress? Harness your horsepower and take a giant step. No risk, no reward. No reward, no cushy retirement.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Venture Out and explore the world. Don't snooze your life away. Catch your extra z's on a faraway beach with a zesty stranger. If money and time are tight, move your travelling show to the immediate neighborhood and get very neighborly.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions easily sweep anyone they want right off their feet. And they will have a wide choice of admirers from which to choose. Be discerning; your eyes are too big for your stomach ( among other things ) and you become insatiable. This is bad?

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Have there been times when your expectations have not been met? Or have your actions caused unintended reactions or overreactions? Step back and survey the landscape. Queer Virgins get things back on track... if that is what they really want.

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - ­OCT. 23 ) Things become more manageable on the job... or at least less surprising. No matter where you go, there is no escape from the salt mines, proud Libra... unless of course you find a clever way of spreading the sugar around the senior staff.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Recent artistic attempts veered towards the radical extremes... often with unexpected results. You now command the party scene instead of vice versa. And you manage to enjoy it with a vengeance. That is exactly the way gay Scorps like it!

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Get back into the groove at home. There might be a few unanticipated projects floating around but at least you handle them with flair and dispatch. In fact, you might enjoy a bit of quiet domesticity... especially if you don't have to clean.

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are careful communicators but recent mistakes have made you a little gun shy. Now, although you still experience a slip of the tongue, you know where it goes and how to move it around. That makes you quite popular in certain circles.

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - ­FEB. 19 ) Instead of squandering your hard earned dough on some yeasty scheme, Aqueerians might let it bake a while. Avoid risky ventures and feast on your bread later in the holiday season. Who knows who you may get a rise out of later this year.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies cannot fade into the background, much as they may try. You are so bold now that you impress important folks. So forget your shyness and find ways to make your presence known. It helps if you can make your presents known. Hint, hint.

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