Seemingly innocuous things pack a jolt as Mars opposes Jupiter. Even our most sedate and serene actions seem to go too far too fast. But it all works out in the end... as usual.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rambos should reign in their global projects and stay close to home to recharge and relax. I also advise postponing any legal maneuvers until the end of month. You jump in with both feet at a time when you should tiptoe out the back door.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls turn the sexual heat up to boiling. Know when to say when. Conquests can rage out of hand. Perhaps it's best to take a nice cold shower and go to bed with a good book until you can shake this unstable fatal attraction.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Relationships are a bit confining and pink Tiwns find an excuse to add lighter fluid to any smoldering argument. Why not bite your lip and let things go by for now. Words once spoken and actions once taken can not be undone easily.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs take inadvisable actions on the job. Refrain from getting your claws locked into any petty dispute; you have problems disentangling yourself. Try a more productive technique - count to ten and then go to lunch... a loooonnnng lunch.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) A party hearty attitude could lead to a dissipated 'scrape me off the floor' feeling. Avoid overindulging especially in alcohol, gambling or other recreational pastimes. It's hard to bounce back when you feel like concrete.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins should delay major domestic changes for a couple of weeks. And avoid discussions with difficult relatives. Live life openly out but don't invite family to rain on your pride parade. Call it avoiding unnecessary aggravation.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras are advised to keep their best opinions to themselves this week. Since good fences make good neighbors, consider building a good solid wall now. And don't lend neighbors your sledgehammer...
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Temper your greedy needs for a week or so and quietly do your financial homework. Seek conservative advisors and learn how to balance work and play. Gay Scorps need to lie in the sun and rejuvenate their energies every so often. Why not now?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers may try too hard to please as they pratfall their entrance onto center stage or tip the cocktail tray on unsuspecting divas. The most important thing is to wear clean underwear in case your fabulous outfit loses its fit. Too late...
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Don't over-react as your intuition runs amok and you perceive a wrong that is not wrong at all. Avoid uncovering any others' secrets, pink Cap. They may not be ready to hatch and the smell could be shocking.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Don't be surprised if you piss off a few friends. Maybe Aqueerians should lock themselves away on a deserted island for a while. You are unable to effectively harness the social dynamic and could come off as a petty dictator or even worse.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The current opposition could derail your best corporate ambitions. Guppies can play to win by playing it very safe in their career. Allow the corporate sharks their feasting moment in the sun and prepare to go shark fishing later this month.
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