Venus changes course this week and backs into Leo. Our love knows no bounds ( unless that is your thing... ) . Pour on the honey, honey but don't get your hand caught in the nookie jar.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Fun is the name of the game, so choose your uniform and take the field in anything creative and enriching. And note that romance is in the cards, with the potential to overdo. Are you dealing from the bottom of the deck?
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls spend time with family now with the emotions running high. ( Lucky you. ) Choose your words carefully and mine that innate charm. You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar, assuming of course that you want to attract flies.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins are diplomatic and compelling to the core and you can certainly turn it on now. Make your opinions known to the right folks who take great ideas to the next step. Fire off a letter to the editor. Heck, fire off a manifesto to the state, comrade!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs are advised to examine and closely manage their fiscal policy now to maximize gains and minimize losses. If the bottom falls out of the market, use this time to seek a well-endowed benefactor to ease the crush... or is it to create a crush?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Make your mark on society while the charisma freely flows. There is a chance that you overextend but why hold back when things are rolling along so nicely? Too, too soon you may revert back to the social basement. Enjoy the ballroom while it lasts.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Your secret admirers are outed and so are you! Get involved in great gay charities ( are there any other kind? ) . Volunteer and appease the deities with your sacrifices. Who knows who you will meet at the bacchanal? Are you wearing a toga or a tent?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Plan a few get-togethers with your 'A' through 'Z' social list. Encourage new arrivals and friends of friends to widen your circle; you attract attention like a magnet thanks to retro Venus and those cellophane peekaboo chaps.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps are in for a professional treat as their long-neglected efforts are recognized and rewarded. Of course, if I am wrong, this is also an opportune time to send out feelers and see who touches them. Forget power. Go for the dough.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Explore new horizons. If money or time is tight, treat yourself to an exotic adventure closer to home; an unusual meal surrounded by unusual characters. Who knows what type of unusual situations you will find yourself in? Oh, you can only hope!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps prowl the jungle in search of conquests. But protect your heart, you royal beast; you find your urge to merge may cloud your better judgement. It would be a shame to squander your love on just a pretty face. Then again, life could be worse...
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) The spotlight is on partnerships in all shapes and forms. Seek and conquer. Modulate your assets and regulate your amps of charm for the perfect charge. Venus surges through the air and increases your pulse... or is that a certain someone's heart?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies do their darndest to avoid work by manipulating others to do it for them. The temptation is to glide through life on an oily song but the chickens come home to roost. Before you know it, Venus redirects and so will your able bodied assistants.
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