Take a flight of fancy when Venus angles into flirty Gemini and tickles
Neptune. Your heart knows no bounds. Unless, of course, that is your 'thing.'
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) You are popularity plus. Spread your influence in new social settings and join a few new groups where you are guaranteed to meet fresh acquaintances. Proud Rams hold court and do so with style and panache... at least that is what you think.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Work your contacts and grease the corporate big wheels ( as well as a few
cogs ) to bring professional accolades. Queer Bulls maximize their gains and defer their losses. But don't be a total sellout; there is a line that you dare not cross. Then again...
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Romance is waiting for you. Do you need a bit of local mystery or will you travel to a new locale? Anything, as long as you move in a different groove. Legal issues have a way of turning out just fine. Just don't hand the judge your ( barely ) legal briefs.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs are more susceptible to any lurid suggestion from an unreliable
source. Before you swallow any big fish story, hook, line and sinker, try to be more skeptical. Otherwise you may find yourself grilled and eaten. I suppose things could be worse.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Compadres are ready to poke their nose into your personal business. Proud
Lions love to be the center of attention. But hanging out dirty laundry is not your preferred performance material. Keep things under the covers. Better still, make it a blanket.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Career prospects have never looked so good. Not only can you impress the
powers-that-be, you also glean new opportunities for future exploitation.
Queer Virgins have all the answers at work. Check to see that you also have the right questions.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Pack your bags and seek fun and frolic out of your usual sphere. Proud
Libras try new things and are also especially creative in how they do it. If money or time are tight, loosen up closer to home but in new neighborhoods. Make a scene and be seen.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Sizzly gay Scorps are even more so while Venus trines Neptune. Check out
your surroundings now. It's time to spring clean. Turn your drab home into a love nest and invite a certain bird over. Will your efforts lay an egg? Only if you sit on it too long.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers now seem to possess the gift of gab that can turn any enemy into a advocate. In fact, you can turn around almost any difficult relationship with a few well-placed words now. Is honesty always the best policy? Let's leave that for next week.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are able to slack off without consequence. It's that simple. You can even capitalize on Venus trine Neptune by asking for a deserved raise. Of course a combination of continued hard work in addition to a raise request might
turn out even better.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians light up a room by entering it and can charge up any dull affair. It is possible to launch ideas and get your face on the front cover. You are both the medium and the message for your brand campaign. Hmm, or is it the massage...?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) If someone offers you the moon, ask for the stars too. Guppies need not
satisfy themselves with small portions. Multiply your opportunities. You see things coming on the horizon. Prepare! Don't sit in front of the tube and impress couch cushions.
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