Mercury changes signs and conspires to re-energize our thoughts and spark our imaginations. There is something special in the air this week, kids. Grab it before it evaporates. Oh and watch those hands...
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Don't forget your tried and true pals this week. Gay Rams thrive among compadres and they are supportive of even your most outrageous antics ( the more Out-rageous the better ) . Hurry before you lose your steam.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls never seem to be fully appreciated for their inspired professional efforts. Now you can translate ideas into the vernacular. Maybe an inspirable power broker understands and give you the accolades you richly deserve. Take the raise instead.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Register for that course or learn a thing or two through travel. Exotic climes lead to anything and anyone, if you are lucky. So get lost. Even pink Twins on a budget can manage to raise the temperature. Maybe it's just through a spicy meal though.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Mercury gets you thinking about sexy outlets and assorted playthings. Pink Crabs should not content themselves with daydreams. Will you be a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas? If so wear hot pink chaps to stir the waters.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Mercury in Aqueerius focuses your attention to relationships. What do others want? What are you prepared to give? Put it out there and talk about it. Also remember to listen. There are three sides to every issue: yours, theirs and reality.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) If you have been distracted at work, this is an excellent time to get back on track. So what if it is a grindstone? Your opinion counts as well because you speak truthfully and from experience. Put in your two cents on the job. Heck, put in a buck.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Upend some oldie, moldy conventions with a new course of action. Gay Libras never know what masterpieces they will create out of thin air. It is a time of fun and excess. Gird your loins and venture forth. Or maybe in your case it's girdle.... ahem.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Your mind is focused on what-looks-good-where down to the smallest detail. Proud Scorps make their lairs enticing and plan the perfect get-togethers that gets the right folks in the right frame of mind. I guess you also know who-looks-good-where.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Get the word Out, dear, queer Archer and don't abbreviate. Will you content yourself with one-way conversations or enter into a dialogue? I personally have no problem with dictators as long as they can take dictation.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps turn their thoughts to the bottom line... and why not? Concentrate on financial planning and ask the right questions. With the right advisor the path to true retirement bliss may not be that far off. Send me a postcard when you arrive.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Make your best moves now while the energy is hot. Aqueerians have probably already written out their personal treatise so dust it off and give it a yell. Be kind to strangers. You'll meet a tour busload of them now and they will need directions.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies benefit from looking inward. Become active in a good gay charitable cause. ( Is there any other? ) Your meticulous planning skills enable you to parlay your innate charm into creating the über fundraiser baited as a party. Hey, I'll bite!
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