Welcome in a hot and steamy August that is also hot and steamy with action. What's up? Actions not only have reactions, they react and change everything. Prepare the steamroller, comrades!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams become busy bees. Will the buzz live up to the billing? Will your hard work pay off and result in a higher standard of living or are you just flying in large concentric circles? Stop when you get dizzy and enjoy a few stingers on the beach.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Don't expect life to be quiet. Queer Bulls are randy and raring to get wet! You are anxious to jump into the deep end of the social pool. Risks abound so don't dive in head first now. The water depth is only six inches. Oh dear. How typical.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - August 2 ) Pink Twins find themselves at an impasse but the best action may be no action. Try to continue your balancing act for the next weeks. Things have a way of settling down and correcting. Otherwise you may just tip the entire scale. Weigh in later.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) The less said the better. Gay Crabs find that an idle thought makes front page news. Travel will have its assorted challenges and problems. My advice: Chill out, stay close and say little. Let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Why waste your energies trying to change things that are still evolving? Let others call the shots in the short term while you sit back and wait for their missteps. Buy their real estate on the cheap later. Then charge them rent!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins not only get to move and shake around new movers and shakers, they also make a big impression. All the attention may have some negative impact on established relationships. Don't ice out partners and pals. Who really loves you baby?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) August manages to deliver more than its fair share of wilde, unbelievable scenarios, especially at work. Be sure to have all the facts before you act upon anything. Read the signs carefully before you go off course. Err, is that a falling rock zone?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) What is it that you truly want, proud Scorp? It seems that no matter where you set your sights, you wind up somewhere else. On the bright side, this can be a time of pure genius. At least that is what you should put on your press release.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) If your professional path has been strewn with rocks and potholes, you find that August gives you the ability to navigate. Gay Archers can be footloose and fancy free but it is nice to have a place to kick up and chow down. Balance is everything.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) If you cannot sit still, find a serene destination and chill out for a while. And not a moment too soon, pink Cap. You are getting over the top. Quiet time with a relaxing undertow is just what the doctor ordered... and by popular demand.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians realize that money will not buy love. In fact, it may cause turgid waters and scuttle the Love Boat. Before you hit the pier full force, find simple, honest and heartfelt ways to show how you really feel. Use your hands.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are happiest in partnerships but find certain relationships too cloying. Maybe you are giving up too much and not getting enough in return. Realization is an important first step to recovery. Spoiling oneself is the next one.
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