Just when you thought that all your hard work would never pay off, that every herculean effort was like slogging through mud, Saturn redirects and propels you forward. You've learned a thing or two. Show 'em what for.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Creative block can be very frustrating, especially for a particularly creative soul like yourself. Let your gay muse amuse when Saturn finally redirects. Proud Rams are eloquent, wise, measured and a slice of pure genius. Well, at least this week.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls, cognizant of the potential impact of their anger, have thought it best to stew quietly and idle by the docks. Well that ship has now sailed. Saturn redirects and gives you permission to call things as you see them. Do more than whisper.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Have something on your mind? Is it starting to weigh on you? Pink Twins prefer to be mellow, charming and diplomatic. Get off your buns and take a chance on being frank and spill the beans. Add some mustard with relish.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Take stock of your portfolio. Gay Crabs can be concerned about their fiscal prospects. Saturn now redirects and rewards those who have done their homework and built their equity through sweat and study. Are you a bull or a bear? Does it really matter?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Tired of doing all the work while others grab the credit and the spotlight? Grrrr. Proud Lions are ready to claim their rightful place. Saturn places you in the center of the action. Prepare for it... and wear clean underwear in case you are overexposed.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) The low level cosmic rumblings in the far distance begin to move closer and increase in volume. Queer Virgins are at an impasse and hope that something dramatic causes them to make a decisive move. Saturn goads you out and about. About time!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras are full of fun and cannot be contained. And why should they be? You are a celestial being who knows how to have a good time. Let's see who gets caught in your gravitational pull. Or is it push... ?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Little do you realize there is someone in the chain of command who is watching your every move. Don't be surprised if it all manages to link up, proud Scorp. Will you rise to the level of your competency or sink to new depths? Uh oh.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Break out of your usual skin when Saturn redirects. Escape to new vistas and taste a new slice of life. Don't be encumbered by a narrow vision. Gay Archers become international sensations. Will we feel the earth move or will it just jostle our teacup?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Your drab and conservative appearance seems to morph into something sexy and alluring. Pink Caps seem to know just what to do and say to attract anyone they choose. Don't wait too long. Once you pick your tomato be sure to make tomato sauce.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Take the temperatures of your various relationships and see if they are warm, lukewarm, cool or cold. Brrr. Aqueerians have a chance to turn up the heat and improve their connections. You have learned quite a bit and can match supply with the demand.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) You work in a more organized way and can plow through detailed projects. But all work and no play makes for a washed out rainbow Fish. Delegate. There is nothing that you can't do. And now there is nothing that you can't get others to do for you.
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