The Sun glides into randy Aries this week. What a rush! Let's use this energetic time to redefine who we are, what we want out of life and who we want to out it with.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) All eyes turn your way. This is a fertile time, gay Ram, so give it the best shot you've got. Begin new things, meet new folks and harness new energies. It's also time for spring sprucing. Polish those horns and make a pointedly great first impression.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls feel spiritually cleansed ( or maybe its the wine? ) . Rub your crystal ball and see what you divine or, even better, rub a friend's. Try yoga or meditation. Posing naked in the window maximizes feng shui... or something along those lines.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Fans come out of the woodwork this week. Don't be shy. Pink Twins must not waste time plugging holes in the same old circles. Explore and make it memorable. How memorable is the question. Will you remember it all in the morning haze... ?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) All gay Crabs have the tenacity to go the distance in their careers this week. Changes and moves are possible but great advances can also be garnered where you are. You deserve the best, even if you don't always work hard enough for it.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Improve your brainpower through coursework and possible travel. Get a charge by surrounding yourself with new stimuli. ( No names please! ) Any legal entanglements should untangle now. Show your briefs and rest your case. The jury is Out!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Hot queer Virgins raise the general temperature this week. You will get the lover of your wet dreams. But don't sit home and phone it in, pal. For best results, you have to go out and shop in person. Squeeze, smell and pluck the best of the bunch.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Pink Libras get caught up in work and personal vendettas while ignoring those around them who make life easier. Don't take partners for granted; show them you care. Looking for love? The chance to meet someone special is at hand. Use it.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps find themselves eating at their desk and working longer hours in their miserable drudgery. Time for a change. Use an affirming outlook to get your desk cleared and body buffed. I know you can do it, you ultimately sexy thing, you.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Show your inhibitions and restrictions the exit door. As much as you enjoy a good time, remember that this can also be a time of unparalleled creativity and artistic output. Let your gay muse run wilde. Do I smell a masterpiece... or is it just stale beer?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Overwhelming urges to spruce up your home and make it in tune with the true lavender you cannot be ignored. Everything from furniture to family falls into place... or else. You've nothing to lose but macrame plant holders and a plastic puce ottoman.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Inspirational ideas run rampant and so should you. Roll on, Aqueerian; we are into a major professional life cycle and this is the time to advance your cause. While your at it, think ahead - It's a 'midterm election year.' Vote blue, red or lavender?
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies begin to reassess their personal values vis-a-vis their financial status. Chart your monetary course. If that means splurging on a hot little import, so be it. If it means socking it into an already bulging endowment, who am I to disagree?
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