What is it that sends our hearts aflutter? What is it that makes us so verklempt? Venus, the planet of love, redirects and finally sends our wayward love missives in the right direction. Ready, aim, fire!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Those cold steely glances around the office heat up to a melting point. Proud Rams are on the executive dining room menu. Make good use of your time in the spotlight. Professionally you can do no wrong. Socially, well that is another matter... .
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Trolling in cyberspace or travelling far afield for your jollies pays off in terms of recognition and encouragement. Spread your cheer through travel or study. Queer Bulls become international sensations. Either that or your cell phone is buzzing.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins ooze sexiness and can attract pretty much anyone they desire. What a nice turn of events! Spread your oil and heat it up. You cook and fry more than a few eggs at the same time. But don't be solely self satisfying. Well at least this week.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Seek to either improve current tete-a-tetes or find new more exciting ones. Communication improves and arguments are settled to the happiness of both sides. Feel the love, pink Crab. It is warm and mushy... err, well sometimes anyway.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions become the charmers of the office and everyone wants to make you blissfully happy. Grab those lucky breaks and ask for anything that you have secretly coveted. Well, I would stop at the nude personal assistant.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Get connected. Queer Virgins are the spark of the social circuit. As long as you are increasing your stock value, get involved in projects that creatively tickle your gay muse. Start with a feather and a bowl of whipped cream. Is that a cherry on top?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras are inspired to turn their drab homes into pink palaces. But don't stop there. Beautify and harmonize your family situation too. Open up lines of communication, build bridges and repair frayed wires. Hello, anyone Out there?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Words of love leap effortlessly from your lips. And you can also be very charming in your day to day chatter. Since you know what to say and when to say it, say it already! Turn on the heat, pour on your spicy sauce and see who gets eaten. Who indeed!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) There are times when you can and should cash in on your forward thinking ideas. Now is one of those times, gay Archer. Give some thought to quantifying your happiness. All that glitters may not be gold, but gold can certainly keep you shining.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Who turns from ugly duckling into a swan? Let's guess who. Pink Caps sparkle with charisma and become adored centers of attention. Start new projects and plant your seeds for future opportunities. Do I see something sprouting?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) A bright light is turned on in your dark hidden corners. Aqueerians are startled at how much dust has built up. Open up your closet and lose your excess baggage. You have a karmic wax build up that needs to be scraped, buffed and shined.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Compadres have a way of getting into your act. Plan as many playdates as your dance card can carry. Become a celestial body around which all lesser orbs circle, Guppie. Who knows who is lurking among the hoi polloi? It could be your next boi toi.
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