Feel the universal love when perky, sexy, romantic Venus stampedes into ecumenical Aqueerius... and then retrogrades. Ohhh! What do you have up your sleeve, lover? Err, and exactly which sleeve?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams gather a virtual United Nations of pals. See if you can achieve world peace. Have fun while you are at it and dip your toe into hot new social pools. You may decide to jump in head first. Beware of sharks... unless you are wearing shark bait.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Navigate the treacherous corporate waters. Tell 'em what they want to hear and toss them out once you occupy the corner office. Survey the corporate land and carve out a small kingdom for yourself. Did I say small? Certainly not you, queer Bull!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Escape your routine, pink Twin. Venus sends you on interesting tangents where you explore exotic locales that get you into mischief. Legal issues go smoothly if you bring your briefs into evidence and rest your case. That's because the jury is Out.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) See if you can catch a certain someone's eye while you are so especially appealing and romantic. Gay Crabs can also use their new powers of persuasion to find a well-endowed benefactor to help them massage their asset base... or something like that.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Rough patches in partnerships are smoothed over. Be diplomatic and forgiving no matter how insulted you feel. Proud Lions on the prowl can bottle their charm and pour it into various mugs. It's intoxicating as long as it doesn't sit and become too syrupy.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins discover little tricks that ease the pain and strain of any crummy job. You will not only clear your desk, you also have more energy for healthier outlets. Hire a personal trainer. It is never too late to prepare for nude beach season.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Plan for the holidays, proud Libra. Go all out—the party begins on the hour at any hour. This week also brings the prospect of romance and speculation. Take a chance at something artistic. Body painting with whipped cream counts!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Set things queer with folks. Keep cool but don't take 'no' for an answer, proud Scorp. If your domestic agenda needs renovation along with any languishing home repairs, see to it now. We can all use a bit of sprucing up now and then. Hint... hint.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Proud Archers make fewer gaffes and get their point across in a more diplomatic and charming manner. What a nice change of pace! Sugar your delivery with some yummy compliments. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Err, what do you mean?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps are not only able to corral any current ornery monetary problem, they can also hogtie and brand it. Just in time, pardner! The holiday season will bring extra needs and wants and you will be well-heeled to handle it all. Yeeha!!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Charisma oozes out of every pore. Pour it on and see who licks it up. Set all your new ideas into motion, pursue your long held personal goals and meet those who can give you a leg up. If you happen to get a leg over as well, congratulations.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies feel the need to open up their largess to those in need. So go and help alleviate pain, poverty and loneliness in the community. Leave some time for yourself to rejuvenate and meditate on life. Contemplate your navel... or perhaps someone else's.
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