that a WMD in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
www.gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=bushwhackertx&submit=Submit
What is with the Bush administration names? There seems to be an obsession with anatomy. We've got a bush, a dick, and a colon (OK, Colin. Close enough). Granted that has nothing at all to do with this page, a gay.com personal page for 'a blindly aggressive daddy's boy' handled BushwhackerTX.
Submitted by Dave
Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!
www.rentapeasant.fsnet.co.uk/index.html
'Rent a Peasant offers a variety of options to suit outdoor and indoor events at historic monuments, school visits and adult education. Both the Peasants and the livestock have been used for television work. The Peasants are suitably humble ...' See you can buy (or at least rent) anything on the Internet. Good thing too, I was fresh out of peasants. I'm just glad these are 'suitably humble.' Though, from the pictures, they looked a little too clean.
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www.rathergood.com
A blog site from an individual who has an obsession with making flash movies of small, furry, cute animals singing and saying rude things. Sometimes they work; often they don't. Occasionally you hit pure gold though. Case in point: check out the sidebar for the interactive Turret'a'phone. Just don't play it if you're at workor if your mother is within an earshot.
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You can't even piss in peace
www.wizmark.com
I'm almost at a loss for words. This is advertising to go inside urinals. It's printed on those little baskets that sometimes hold the urinal cakes. It's [[shudder]] interactive. You can have a lenticular (think of the little flippy Cracker Jack toys) display, an electronic display, or voice messages. I can't, for the life of me, think of why you'd want people pissing on your product's imagethough maybe Kerry/Edwards could buy some Bush '04 ones to distribute.