na na na na na na na na BatFAG!
Artist Mark Chamberlain has illustrated what we long suspected: that there was just a little more going on between Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson than the comics, TV, and movies let on. I mean for gawdsake look at the outfits?! Early on we have brightly colored nelly fag ensembles. Then, as if those weren't gay enough, they are replaced with the hyperbutch ones that looked like they belong in the backroom of the Eagle. Word has it Warner Brothers is none to pleased with the artwork, and has taken a page from Tom Cruise's playbook. They are suing the artist.
...And you thought hairy palms and bad vision were all you had to worry about...
This site makes us here at WWWeird very glad that our idea of adventure in self-pleasure is to use the opposite hand. Lost coke bottles, melted candles, broken light bulbs: Jesus, we never realized that people could get into so much trouble alone. Thank goodness the sort of person who would fall asleep with a candle wedged in her Suzy Q isn't the type of person whose likely to have a posse ( well, except for Madonna ) or terrorists would be the least of our worries.
Elasticman, you have competition
'Jowling' is a term for having you're picture taken while you shake your head really hard. Through this technique, those of you blessed with loose, flabby ( face ) cheeks can achieve expressions that the rest of us can only dream of. And if your mouth happens to be full of a liquid that spews forth while the picture is being snapped, well that's even better. It makes the pic dynamic!
Good God, there are photo sites for everything.
These are real meatheads
This gives a whole new meaning to the term 'porkpie' hat. The site features lots of photos of people wearing perfectly good meat on their heads—in public.
All in all, the whole site seems like a big missteak to us. [ Ba-DUM ching! ] Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. We're here all week. Try the veal.