And you thought it was just for the kitchen
Tales of a man, his terrapin Jetta, Roy Orbison, and clingwrap ( Saran Wrap ) .
'I wrap him as tenderly as a mother swaddling an infant. I marvel at the play of light on the miraculous translucence. Soon, Roy Orbison is entirely wrapped in cling-film. I thank God that I was born to live this minute.'
Pardon us. After reading five of these stories, we feel a need to shower.
Pssst... I've got some oceanfront property in montana...
What do you get when you mix one part Mormon mysticism, with one part questionable science, and four parts of delusion? You get a journey to the center of the earth that would make Mr. Verne proud. You see, the Flat Earthers are nuts. The earth isn't flat, but it is hollow. Really. There's a hole up there in the Artic that leads to an internal continent where we'll find the lost Tribes of Israel, Santa Claus, and maybe even Elvis. No, silly, it's not Atlantis. Atlantis is a myth. This is real. Honest. I read it on the Internet.
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Welcome to the world of Galumpia Adult. It's so hot it's Quadruple X. Galumpia features sizzling pictures of redheads, teens, housewives, celebrities, oral, Asians, and even animals—well, sort of. It just goes to show that pornography is in the eye of the beholder, and with a little prodding our expectations flop comfortably right down in the gutter. We particularly liked the Celebrity section. Rummie my be a horrible Secretary of State, but whoda thunk their would be so many scorching pics of him floating about. Oooooo daddy.
Innocent until proven Guilty. Blah, blah, blah.
Meet the aughts version of the old police blotter articles. You know, the little box in the paper that would list the names and addresses of people arrested for vice crimes ( like happening to be in a gay bar when it was raided ) . Cutting out the middleman press, the poh-lice are displaying the names, addresses, and photos of individuals arrested for whoremongering. Although we recognize that this is a violation of the whole innocent until proven guilty thing, we can't wait until the CPD nets a PeeWee, or Hugh G., or an Eddie M. We won't have to wait for TheSmokingGun.com to get the mug shots.