You are soooooooo Gay
firstname.lastname.esgay.com
Here's a cute little joke you can play on your closeted friends. Send them an email with a link to this website but substitute his or name for the firstname, lastname parts of the URL. The photo to the left shows the results of putting in Nightspots editor Kirk Williamson's name into the URL ( kirk.williamson.esgay.com ) . The original illustration used a certain Hollywood celebrity's name, but we couldn't stomach either the fevered denials from Katie or the inevitable lawsuit, so we changed it.
She's got Marty feldman Eyes
thefansite.free.fr
Speaking of lawsuits, we here at WWWeird think Paula Olivera certainly has grounds for one. Someone got hold of her 15th birthday party pics and posted them to the Web with the title ' A MENINA DE PLÁSTICO!' The Google Portuguese-to-English translation ( a moment of reverence for Google ) of the page reveals 'A MENINA DE PLÁSTICO!' means 'a plastic girl'. Boy howdy, are they right. In every single picture Paula has an expression pasted on her face that would make a Stepford Wife seem downright emotional.
Such a nice star—for me to poop on!
assistantatlas.blogspot.com/2005/05/poop-on-ryan-seacrests-star-contest.html
This man is sponsoring a contest to get someone to shit on Ryan Seacrest's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Sir, if you are ever in Chicago, look us up. The staff here at WWWeird would looooove to buy you a nice, cold beer.
Your 15 minutes of shame begin now
movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/v-490.wmv
We love the tendency that people seem to have of videotaping things they ought not. We're not talking about some idiots out in the 'burbs taping themselves raping a 16 year-old girl. We're talking about a more gentle sort of error—the error of dreams run amok—like Ghyslian Raza ( AKA 'The Star Wars Kid' ) videotaping himself in a mock light saber fight. Here we have the 'wigga' variation—a pudgy little white kid desperately trying to Gangsta rap. Despite the torrent of homophobia and profanity that spews forth it's still kind of 'Aw, shucks' cute—but wait'll mom sees the tape.