So Right It's Wrong
In case you were wondering, W is actually the 2nd Coming. Now you can buy yerself a Bush fish to celebrate and proclaim it. It's just like the Jesus ( IXTHYS ) fish except instead of having the Greek letters ICQYS it just says BUSH. Cripes, every time you turn around these people get battier. It would be funny if— it weren't so damn frightening.
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Luke, I'm your Blogger
Here's a rarity: a character blog that's actually funny. It's a bit more well rounded than the brutal Schiavo ones that popped up in March. It's penned by someone that's obviously well-versed in the Star Wars mythos ( that's a polite way of saying 'geek' ) . It even has the same stilted tone that Lucas's leaden dialog labors under. Remember with blogs you have to read the entries in reverse order, or you're going back in time as you read down the pages.
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Never Fear, Octodog is here
We here at WWWeird have a special fondness for food gadgets. We honestly thought we'd never, ever, see anything to top the Popcorn Fork — but here it is: the Octodog. The Octodog is a device that splits your hotdogs so that when you cook them the split ends curl to form 'tentacles.' The finished product is really rather disturbing. Make sure you check out the 'How it Works' page which is vaguely obscene. You know how we love rather disturbing and vaguely obscene things.
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the chastity belt of the new millenium
These panties have GPS to keep track of the wearer, allowing you to use the patented pantyMap® system to locate exactly where a wayward spouse is. They can also be equipped with temperature sensors so you can tell when the wearer goes into 'heat.'
Sadly, they aren't a real product. You want real, you'll have to go with the Octodog.
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