The weather is here, i wish you were beautiful
www.westegg.com/cliche
This web site is the cat's meow, the best thing since sliced bread. I couldn't live without it. Without it's help, this column would go to hell in a handbasket. On nights when it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey I read it for amusement. If it was suddenly unavailable I'd be madder than a wet hen and run around like a chicken with it's head cut off. This guy really gave 110% when he made this site. I could go on and on but you get the picture.
Welcome to the Island of Doctor Moreau
www.humandescent.com
In contrast to the cheesy Pets In Uniform site we reviewed last week, this is a good use of Photoshop. We bow to the master. These are some of the funniest and creepiest photo composites we've seen. There are a few misses in here, but for the most part they are pretty brilliant. If any of you want to send a late Christmas ( or early Valentine's ) present, pretty much anything from this site's CafePress store would be most welcome.
mmmmmm, manholes
www.danheller.com/manholes.html
Dan Heller is a professional photographer. He takes pictures of manholes. No, he does't work for Colt. Manholes ( the sewer access in the streets ) not man holes ( the sewer acc... never mind ) . He's been all over the world taking pictures. He'll even sell them to you if you're inclined to buy that sort of thing. My favorite was the one from Las Vegas the reads 'New York New York.'
I wonder if they have an Archie Bunker
www.usbunkers.com/main.htm
'The bunker is the latest invention in aboveground ( THE GUARDIAN ) , underground ( THE FOXHOLE ) , and underwater ( THE POSEI-DOME ) portable bunkers... These patented habitat structures are primarily designed for the sole purpose of protecting and saving human lives.' More importantly, they come in pretty designer colors. We'll take a pretty Bombay Sapphire Blue one with TV, A/C, heat, DVD, satellite communications, computer, and most importantly internet hook ups. I mean, what's the use in surviving a holocaust if you can't access crackmyknuckles.com?