Behold, the Moan-a Lisa
Take famous paintings.
Photoshop in adult toys.
But where does the chocolate milk come from?
My original plan was to pair this site with the lovely description on Indrani.net of an attempt to make paneer ( essentially Indian cottage cheese ) from human breast milk. Alas, after being linked to by every blog on the planet, the author of that entry had a sudden bout of modesty and pulled her page. ( It's still lurking in Google's cache. Search for 'breast milk paneer.' ) HuMoo is a joke promoting human breast milk for Vegans. The mildly snarky copy is mildly, very mildly, amusing, but the 'Milk the Cow' game on the front is cute. That paneer thing rocked though.
Gettin' some ass
People in Columbia fuck donkeys, and apparently aren't the least bit ashamed of it. If this is a joke, they got a bona fide sexologist of note to put her rep on the line by participating in it. This 3-part video series takes a lighthearted, but oddly respectful look at the practice. It's part of the Vice Guide to Travel from VBS.TV, an online video network whose creative director is Spike Jonze ( Being John Malkovic, Adaptation ) .
I said Butt out, and I mean it
Yet another reason to never go hunting. The Butt-Out is used to field dress big game. Basically you shove it up the deer's ass, ( after you've killed it ) give it a twist, and smooooothly pull it out. It drags that pesky rectum out so you can then tie it off and snip it. At $9.99, the Butt-Out will make quite the stocking stuffer for that special someone on your gift list this holiday season. Oh yeah, the site also has a video of the damn thing in use. The direct URL for the item is a bear. You can check it all out by clicking on the Accessories link, then the Butt-Out link.