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World Wide Weird
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Putting them to sleep with the fishes

I never gave much thought about how to put a fish to sleep. I always just went for the old flush 'em down the loo move. I now know this a bad, cruel thing. The proper way to euthanize a fish is a two-step process. The first step uses clove oil as an anaesthetic. This is followed by a lethal administration of vodka. ( Switch J├Ąger for the vodka, and it sounds something like a typical Saturday night for a certain Nightspots editor. ) Once again, the internets have helped me to evolve as a human being.

Perv Squared

Doktored felt he should draw more, so he took on an interesting challenge. He takes requests from his blog readers on what he should draw and posts a new drawing daily based on those requests. So you know what to do, head on over there and make as bizarre of a request for a picture as you can think of. Something like Anna's request ( a robot wearing a feather boa and a hat with wax fruit on it ) or Rob's request for a picture of Gypsies Cooking Hedgehogs. I know you all can do better.

Dong thongs Makes Wojo Bread

Wojo designed his Dong Thongs so your boys can swing free. This keeps your man seed all nice and cool so you won't go sterile, and I know that's very important to you all. You never know when a nice lesbian couple might ask you to be a donor, right? Wojo's site is one of those earnest, unintentionally funny gems. The text extols the medical miracle the thongs represent. Badly dithered GIF images make it pert near impossible to actually see what the damn things look like. Throw a little weak photoshopping on top of that. I'll take a snakeskin, but don't try to order by standard sizes. My magic numbers are 6, 2, 34. Check the site to find out what that means.

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