Play that funky Web search, white boy
Type in a search and NetSong creates a song by searching the entered phrase and bringing back snippets of text from the web pages found as lyrics. These lyrics are then run through text-to-speech software and streamed as an mp3. You can always listen to the current stream by opening it in iTunes ( www3.netsong.org:8001 ) . Sadly, the lyrics are often repetitive and meanlingless. The phrase 'h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash' is repeated A LOT. Of course, is that horribly different from the lyrical heft of a Britney Spears song?
Oops! I did it with him?
The only thing that's more fun than taking pot shots at Ms. Spears is taking potshots at Mr. Spears, er, we mean Kevin 'K-Fed' Federline. Fortunately we don't have to strain ourselves too much as the folks over at DivorceKevin.com have done all the heavy lifting for us. Mosey on over and get yer fill of anti-Kevin propaganda. If you have any doubts that the guy's a total pill, check out the YouTube video of him jamming to his own song. This guy was a dancer?
Mmmm, Is this Mexican?
The folks at EatHufu.com are 'are proud to offer the public our product line of human and sea mammal meat substitutes.' Hufu is tofu processed to simulate the texture and flavor of human flesh. Pretty clever little gimmick, but at close to $21 for 3.5 oz it's way to expensive. Why for five bucks you can buy a pint of gin and use it to trap your very own wino. True, you have to gut and process it yourself, but at least you get to enjoy the thrill of the hunt.
Insert Anal Probe Joke Here
Are aliens kidnapping our livestock for experimentation and/or an interplanetary barbecue? The folks at CowAbduction.com insist that bovine alien abduction is a very real and prominent problem. While you are there, make sure you mouse over the cow in the main graphic. That's really all I can say. Anything more would ruin it.