For our next reading, turn to the book of Jobs
This is our favorite religious artifact since the Betty Bowers' 'Jesus Hates It When You Smoke' ashtray. This replacement lanyard for the iPod Shuffle turns it into a big dangly white cross—a big dangly white cross that can pump Ozzie, Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie ( or whoever the rock antichrist-of-the-moment happens to be ) into your skull at insane volumes. This actually makes us want a Shuffle, the idiot bastard child of the iPod family.
Wax on. Waxhoff.
While our bear readers will be mortified, we have to give a big thumbs up to any web page that allows us to simulate harm to David Hasselhoff. The premise of this one is to wax the former Baywatch star's chest. Get it? Wax on. Waxhoff. This site is probably banned in Germany. After all, Mr. Hasselhoff is to the Germans what Jerry Lewis is to the French.
So this is where Saw got the idea for Jigsaw
Shaye Saint John is an actor, model, entertainer, singer, magician. He ( she, it? ) is extremely creepy, sporting one of those 'realistic' female latex masks. We've covered those oh-so-creepy masks here before, but if you need a refresher, check out MaskOn.com—if you dare. We're not sure what more to say here, except that the deeper we went into the site the more disturbed we became. And yes, from us that is a recommendation.
Video killed the radio star. Now if someone would just kill the video star...
We swear to God. We don't want to go to Japan.