Spam eggs ham spam sausage and spam
www.grocerylists.org
An entire blog site dedicated to the humble grocery list. The site contains over 500 found grocery lists. Each has been scanned in so that in addition to the freakish item combinations, you can also see the misspellings and total lack of penmanship. Best list: the poor chap who was having spaghetti for dinner and found it necessary to make the following list: spaghetti, spaghetti sauce, garlic bread. Methinks he must have had a short-term memory disorder.
But Freaks is such an ugly word
www.lukepl.8m.com/freaks.html
No, I'm not writing up the Night of a Thousand Stevies again. This page is about the old circus freaks. It has sections on some of the most famous ones, many of which were featured in Todd Brownings' famous movie Freaks. Here you can find thumbnail bios ( with pics ) of people like Grady Stiles ( Lobster Man ) , Edward Mordake ( Two Face ) , Stephan Bilgraski ( Lion-faced Boy ) , Julia Pastrana ( Bear Woman ) , and Grace McDaniels ( Mule-faced Woman ) .
That Jesus is soooo full of hot air
www.merrittministry.org/pages/jesus.html
We can always count on the Conservative Christians to come up with the most mind numbingly bizarre ways to express their faith. First we had those hideous fetal dolls done by the anti-abortionist, and now this. Welcome to Merritt Ministry, home of the Jesus balloon. This is a hot air balloon of shaped like a half figure of Christ peering over the clouds. Thanks to the efforts of Merritt Ministry, Jesus was able to attend Balloonfest, along with the giant cows, blue dragons and other mythical beasts.
Home of the tin foil beanie
zapatopi.net
Zapato Productions intradimensional is a sort of blog of the comically bizarre. It riffs on the whole Chariots of the Gods type of pseudo-science. Here you can get info on foil hats to prevent mind control, the truth about black helicopters, and proof that Belgium doesn't exist. You might also take a little time out to read the treatise on Geriatrics and Time Dilation. It explains why old people move to Florida. Brilliant.