I can't wait to see the matching gefilte fish panties
The creation of the yarmulkebra was inspired by the MC Paul Barman lyric, 'I couldn't stay calm because/ she revealed a bra made of two yarmulkes.' The yarmulkes used in the yarmulkebras are imported from Israel. The yarmulkebra comes in three sizes Bat-mitzvah (S/M), Boobooshka (L) and Sports (M/L). You can also have yarmulkebras made from your own vintage yarmulkes. Just fire off an inquiry to firstname.lastname@example.org .
Presenting Hamilton Beach barbie
Once upon a time an artist did a photo exhibition that featured photos of Barbie in a blender. Mattel was not amused and immediately sued the artist. The ACLU stepped in on his behalf. Several years later, the artist prevailed. Not only did the artist succeed in getting the case thrown out, Mattel had to pony up $1.8 MILLION to pay the artist's legal fees. To celebrate this victory for free speech, we now have National Barbie in a Blender Day. Make sure to check out the galleries.
So You think you like 'em furry, huh?
Move over bears, furries are here. Furries (not to be confused with Furbys) are folk who get off on anthropomorphic animals. You know, things like Snuggles the fabric softener bear, Winnie the Pooh, Paris Hilton, or the guy in the Tigger costume at Disney. This site gives a rundown on all things furry. Why there's even a furry code! I'm not sure what the hanky code for furry is. A 'coon tail? And what does it mean? Left, has plush critters; right, wants plush critters?
Mask on. Mask off.
I swear to God I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.